I did write a story to go along with this commission: www.furaffinity.net/view/21021538/

Blackmail is a serious crime in state and federal law in the US (and I presume most other countries). Bring your evidence to either a lawyer or the police who can instruct you on what steps you can take.

Yeah, I got this almost 12 years ago. It’s my favorite of the three I got from RoyalPoodle. Heck, it’s probably one of my favorite commissions I’ve ever purchased.

Each to their own, I guess.

Oh, who am I kidding?

::Dumps a can on the ground and rolls around::

I saved the best of my three @royalpoodle.bsky.social commissions for last.

I do have a soft spot for fursuit tf, but the idea of becoming that needed sock is enticing. Of course I’d probably take it a step further. You become a package of a dozen pair of socks. Each one is a sliver of your personality and mentality and I’m not turning you back until I’ve worn them all.

Well, as a chocolate fox, have you ever been a box of chocolate? Each piece self aware, but separate. Each piece feeling its purpose being fulfilled as it is consumed. Don’t worry I can turn you back as long as I’m not tempted to eat that last piece.

This is my absolute favorite inanimate tf. Today I’d change you from the inside out. Brain getting air headed and your body floppy, boneless before you see the changes. That might be a bit morbid for some, but my mind goes there sometimes.

It just occurred to me that if I got you a paint job after you had been transformed into a car, that would stay with you when you are transformed back. This is what I had in mind. I hope you don’t mind continuing to be this color when you’re standing on two feet. m.youtube.com/watch?v=hFrp...

I just peeked at your page. You do have car tf on your mind. I’d probably give you a custom paint job to make you shine. Then I hope you’re up for a road trip from Chicago to Orlando. We’re going to Disneyland for a few days. You’ll stay in the parking lot in the hot sun until after the fireworks.

Being a balloon animal for a day has crossed my mind in my daydreams. I don’t want to abandon my humanity. I just want to be something else too from time to time, usually a dog. I can play at being a dog, but that’s only scratching the surface.

I would send a catchy reply, but it’s hard typing with these plush paws.

His response, “Fine, be a jerk like everyone else has,” makes me want to tell him, if everyone in your life treats you like a jerk, there is probably only one jerk, and it ain’t them.

You brought a smile to my face. Sure it was a kangaroo face, but I’m not complaining.

You add extra joy to this world by sharing your talents with us. Thank you.

You went the wrong direction. You’re still over 1000 miles away.