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you guys are SO annoying
February 1, 2026 at 7:00 AM
you guys are SO annoying
(gordon lays down on the floor and sobs)
February 1, 2026 at 6:32 AM
(gordon lays down on the floor and sobs)
but, but the thing is, there's a lot of people here that are afraid of you
February 1, 2026 at 6:01 AM
but, but the thing is, there's a lot of people here that are afraid of you
slap him on the ass
February 1, 2026 at 5:31 AM
slap him on the ass
This door is ominous! It's shaped like a B! What could that mean... 'Buh' door!
February 1, 2026 at 5:02 AM
This door is ominous! It's shaped like a B! What could that mean... 'Buh' door!
That makes no fuckin' sense. But you can have it
February 1, 2026 at 4:31 AM
That makes no fuckin' sense. But you can have it
They're all wrinkly and nasty like Kurt Vonnegut, I think we should call these Vonneguts!
February 1, 2026 at 4:01 AM
They're all wrinkly and nasty like Kurt Vonnegut, I think we should call these Vonneguts!
I have to whisper or else he'll explode!
February 1, 2026 at 3:31 AM
I have to whisper or else he'll explode!
Oh my god! You don't have a hand!
February 1, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Oh my god! You don't have a hand!
I see you encountered... my clones.
February 1, 2026 at 2:30 AM
I see you encountered... my clones.
you like HD-DVD, IDIOT? or d'you like blu-ray? FRIEND?
February 1, 2026 at 2:02 AM
you like HD-DVD, IDIOT? or d'you like blu-ray? FRIEND?
you— you a little— you're a little clumsy boy, lost your little hand there DIDJA?
February 1, 2026 at 1:30 AM
you— you a little— you're a little clumsy boy, lost your little hand there DIDJA?
Uh, that— I believe this hole is about FIVE HUNDRED feet deep!
February 1, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Uh, that— I believe this hole is about FIVE HUNDRED feet deep!
You ever been to Chili's?
February 1, 2026 at 12:32 AM
You ever been to Chili's?
So we're all headed to the surface. Listen up. My name is Gordon Freeman, I'm gonna get us all outta here!
February 1, 2026 at 12:02 AM
So we're all headed to the surface. Listen up. My name is Gordon Freeman, I'm gonna get us all outta here!
I piss all over the place like a 'race horse'!
January 31, 2026 at 11:31 PM
I piss all over the place like a 'race horse'!
I came from the surface! From my mommy and daddy.
January 31, 2026 at 11:02 PM
I came from the surface! From my mommy and daddy.
wow, someone sssucks at ladders bro
January 31, 2026 at 10:02 PM
wow, someone sssucks at ladders bro
WHY ARE YOU THROWING GRENADES AT ME
January 31, 2026 at 9:31 PM
WHY ARE YOU THROWING GRENADES AT ME
You seem... incredibly calm.
January 31, 2026 at 9:02 PM
You seem... incredibly calm.
Bey-Blade! Let it RIP!
January 31, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Bey-Blade! Let it RIP!
Okay man, I ate your balls, now what.
January 31, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Okay man, I ate your balls, now what.
remem— no! you remember...? the first time we met... you wa— you walk in— i'm on my shift and you come in and you got a dick slip in your... in your HEV suit. and i tried— i tried to stop you... i tried to tell you! i was stopping you, i was going, 'hey, yo dick out'. but you didn't—
January 31, 2026 at 7:31 PM
remem— no! you remember...? the first time we met... you wa— you walk in— i'm on my shift and you come in and you got a dick slip in your... in your HEV suit. and i tried— i tried to stop you... i tried to tell you! i was stopping you, i was going, 'hey, yo dick out'. but you didn't—
*multiple 'Hello Gordon's at once*
January 31, 2026 at 7:01 PM
*multiple 'Hello Gordon's at once*