Borg
@hmosborn95.bsky.social
My life is a movie that got terrible reviews on Rotten Tomato
I hope you treat your next living situation better than you treated this one lmao
December 20, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I hope you treat your next living situation better than you treated this one lmao
At what point does it become SH
December 17, 2025 at 4:55 AM
At what point does it become SH
I can’t stand this anymore
December 17, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I can’t stand this anymore
Just had to get two new tires fuck meeeee
December 16, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Just had to get two new tires fuck meeeee
Enjoy my throat std bitch lmao
December 15, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Enjoy my throat std bitch lmao
What an interesting choice
December 13, 2025 at 4:38 AM
What an interesting choice
Within the first 5 minutes of my session my kiddo got very sick lol
December 12, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Within the first 5 minutes of my session my kiddo got very sick lol
Never live with someone who can’t speak for themselves.
December 8, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Never live with someone who can’t speak for themselves.
I had a model throw ass on me tonight what is my LIFE
December 7, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I had a model throw ass on me tonight what is my LIFE
My entire most listened to artists are all girls gays and hozier which I feel like counts
December 4, 2025 at 4:26 AM
My entire most listened to artists are all girls gays and hozier which I feel like counts
If you talk shit about someone possibly having a brain tumor…when there are so many more actually funny low blows I could throw at you that would make the gc laugh? Come on now baby you’re at the joke store and I have a gun
December 2, 2025 at 2:56 AM
If you talk shit about someone possibly having a brain tumor…when there are so many more actually funny low blows I could throw at you that would make the gc laugh? Come on now baby you’re at the joke store and I have a gun
I’m at urgent care and they are playing Caillou good lord someone shoot me
December 1, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I’m at urgent care and they are playing Caillou good lord someone shoot me
No but really how am I supposed to act normal when my doctors think I have a brain tumor I'm
November 26, 2025 at 7:10 PM
No but really how am I supposed to act normal when my doctors think I have a brain tumor I'm
Okay but does it make me cooler or very uncool to possibly have a brain tumor asking for a friend
November 26, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Okay but does it make me cooler or very uncool to possibly have a brain tumor asking for a friend
THE MERCURY RETROGRADE DID THE THING
November 23, 2025 at 2:31 AM
THE MERCURY RETROGRADE DID THE THING
Something feels so icky about this
November 18, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Something feels so icky about this
What is going on I’ve never had 3 people ask me out in a day before
November 15, 2025 at 7:16 AM
What is going on I’ve never had 3 people ask me out in a day before
I have heard “okay white girl!” More times in the past week than I ever have
November 15, 2025 at 6:58 AM
I have heard “okay white girl!” More times in the past week than I ever have
I have never felt so much like I was losing my mind?
November 13, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I have never felt so much like I was losing my mind?
Feverishly googling whether or not you can have prolonged allergic reactions
November 13, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Feverishly googling whether or not you can have prolonged allergic reactions
Catch me watching sitc
November 12, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Catch me watching sitc
Hey y’all sorry for being so depressed lately I’ve had a very vivid dream and now I’m gunna not be
November 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Hey y’all sorry for being so depressed lately I’ve had a very vivid dream and now I’m gunna not be
Somehow I was an iowa 4 and a Chicago 8
November 10, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Somehow I was an iowa 4 and a Chicago 8