Annette Mullaney
@ho-grammer.bsky.social
comic, software eng
محتوى بالعربية والإنجليزية
محتوى بالعربية والإنجليزية
How do you even tell when men are manic if they don’t fuck up their eyebrows?
December 12, 2025 at 6:20 PM
How do you even tell when men are manic if they don’t fuck up their eyebrows?
When the rest of the country scoffs at California freaking out over highs in the low 50s, you gotta understand we’re not built for this! Literally! The walls are uninsulated tissue paper and all the windows rattle in my drafty-ass 1904 Victorian.
December 12, 2025 at 4:52 PM
When the rest of the country scoffs at California freaking out over highs in the low 50s, you gotta understand we’re not built for this! Literally! The walls are uninsulated tissue paper and all the windows rattle in my drafty-ass 1904 Victorian.
Weren't you on vacation? Why aren't you tan?
December 12, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Weren't you on vacation? Why aren't you tan?
How do people see the exact same rhetoric hurled at different immigrant groups in American history and still go "but maybe this time it's real"?
December 11, 2025 at 8:26 PM
How do people see the exact same rhetoric hurled at different immigrant groups in American history and still go "but maybe this time it's real"?
Saw Thundercrack! last night.
Thank God for bush, otherwise that 70s full penetration would’ve been downright pornographic.
Thank God for bush, otherwise that 70s full penetration would’ve been downright pornographic.
December 11, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Saw Thundercrack! last night.
Thank God for bush, otherwise that 70s full penetration would’ve been downright pornographic.
Thank God for bush, otherwise that 70s full penetration would’ve been downright pornographic.
When my ex husband and I spoke Arabic people always thought we were fighting but really it was only like half the time
December 11, 2025 at 3:43 PM
When my ex husband and I spoke Arabic people always thought we were fighting but really it was only like half the time
No crash course in white privilege like seeing Americans complain about “foreigners” to your Irish father, then sheepishly adding “well you know what I mean” once they hear his accent.
December 11, 2025 at 2:14 PM
No crash course in white privilege like seeing Americans complain about “foreigners” to your Irish father, then sheepishly adding “well you know what I mean” once they hear his accent.
I hate that period beginning a tech job where I gotta wear jeans and nerdy t-shirts until coworkers trust I know my shit and I can finally return to ✨ fashion✨
December 10, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I hate that period beginning a tech job where I gotta wear jeans and nerdy t-shirts until coworkers trust I know my shit and I can finally return to ✨ fashion✨
Went on a date with a guy born in the 2000s and wanted to fulfill his older woman fantasies so I told him all about 9/11
December 10, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Went on a date with a guy born in the 2000s and wanted to fulfill his older woman fantasies so I told him all about 9/11
Ten years ago I was sneaking off at a wedding in Tehran to smoke weed with the groom's friends, hiding from his Revolutionary Guard uncle.
Now one puff has me fleeing a casual movie night.
Now one puff has me fleeing a casual movie night.
December 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Ten years ago I was sneaking off at a wedding in Tehran to smoke weed with the groom's friends, hiding from his Revolutionary Guard uncle.
Now one puff has me fleeing a casual movie night.
Now one puff has me fleeing a casual movie night.
If self-diagnosis is valid then I can self-undiagnose. Neuro-convergent, baby 😎
December 9, 2025 at 2:09 PM
If self-diagnosis is valid then I can self-undiagnose. Neuro-convergent, baby 😎
Went to a standup show and started yelling "I’M AN INSURANCE ADJUSTER" at the comedian. For some reason they got mad? Like sorry for contributing?
December 8, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Went to a standup show and started yelling "I’M AN INSURANCE ADJUSTER" at the comedian. For some reason they got mad? Like sorry for contributing?
You can tell the youths are fucking loser prudes because they think 67 is funnier than 69
December 8, 2025 at 4:57 PM
You can tell the youths are fucking loser prudes because they think 67 is funnier than 69
Mocktails finally solving the age-old problem of not wanting get drunk but still wanting to spend money
December 8, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Mocktails finally solving the age-old problem of not wanting get drunk but still wanting to spend money
من سنة كنت قاعدة ببار بسان فرانسيسكو عم شوف سقوط نظام الأسد، وحواليّي أميركان ما بيعرفوا يلاقوا سوريا عالخريطة
December 8, 2025 at 11:41 AM
من سنة كنت قاعدة ببار بسان فرانسيسكو عم شوف سقوط نظام الأسد، وحواليّي أميركان ما بيعرفوا يلاقوا سوريا عالخريطة
I’m in that gym everyday working on being too fit to qualify for ICE
December 6, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I’m in that gym everyday working on being too fit to qualify for ICE
A friend said she had trouble disciplining her kid because she doesn't want to be the bad guy, but her husband also doesn't want to be the bad guy.
So... the kid's just gonna be a bad person?
So... the kid's just gonna be a bad person?
December 5, 2025 at 6:20 PM
A friend said she had trouble disciplining her kid because she doesn't want to be the bad guy, but her husband also doesn't want to be the bad guy.
So... the kid's just gonna be a bad person?
So... the kid's just gonna be a bad person?
I'm microdosing moving to New York by opening the freezer
December 5, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I'm microdosing moving to New York by opening the freezer
People say weed isn’t a performance-enhancing drug but when I get high I feel fast as fuck.
December 5, 2025 at 3:22 PM
People say weed isn’t a performance-enhancing drug but when I get high I feel fast as fuck.
Wanna feel alive? Wear a skirt commando.
I’m a strong breeze away from being a sex offender at every turn and all I had to do was none of my laundry.
I’m a strong breeze away from being a sex offender at every turn and all I had to do was none of my laundry.
December 4, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Wanna feel alive? Wear a skirt commando.
I’m a strong breeze away from being a sex offender at every turn and all I had to do was none of my laundry.
I’m a strong breeze away from being a sex offender at every turn and all I had to do was none of my laundry.
What do you call an ex that keeps hitting you up?
Zombae
Zombae
December 4, 2025 at 3:43 PM
What do you call an ex that keeps hitting you up?
Zombae
Zombae
So glad my ex and I had completely non-overlapping tastes in music. It was annoying during the relationship but afterwards not a single band ruined by memories.
December 4, 2025 at 2:14 PM
So glad my ex and I had completely non-overlapping tastes in music. It was annoying during the relationship but afterwards not a single band ruined by memories.
Men trying to get laid are such an underutilized therapy resource. I’ve never met so many concerned and nonjudgmental listeners 💕
December 3, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Men trying to get laid are such an underutilized therapy resource. I’ve never met so many concerned and nonjudgmental listeners 💕
Whenever I taste wine for the table, I swirl it, sniff it, and sip, looking thoughtful, before turning to the waiter and saying "yes, it is wine".
Sometimes they think it's funny, sometimes they don't, but I will never stop.
Sometimes they think it's funny, sometimes they don't, but I will never stop.
December 3, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Whenever I taste wine for the table, I swirl it, sniff it, and sip, looking thoughtful, before turning to the waiter and saying "yes, it is wine".
Sometimes they think it's funny, sometimes they don't, but I will never stop.
Sometimes they think it's funny, sometimes they don't, but I will never stop.
عنجد عربيتي بتتحسّن وبتسوء, وكل مرة بفتح تمي ما بعرف إذا رح أحكي مثل طفل غبي ولا طفل أقل غبي
December 3, 2025 at 2:17 PM
عنجد عربيتي بتتحسّن وبتسوء, وكل مرة بفتح تمي ما بعرف إذا رح أحكي مثل طفل غبي ولا طفل أقل غبي