I think now that I have "regained" 1/3 of my old twitter following here I can put some roots down with a pinned post. And it has to be the one I had on twitter since about 2010:
The collective noun for balloons should be "congratulation." A congratulation of balloons.
You might think the solution is clear: if I bothered to properly fold the fitted sheets, I'd uncover all of these small laundry items in the crannies. Well now here's the thing
This brought to you have the millionth round of "hmm are we weirdly low on wash cloths?" only to discover upon switching the bedding two cloths tucked in the corner of the clean sheet.
We give fitted sheets the wrong kind of bad reputation. The issue is not that they are hard to fold (they are; I just don't care to fold them properly), but rather that THEY are the things that eat your socks!!! Your dryer is INNOCENT.
I thought the showgirl marketing was corny but I wouldn't have minded if she leaned into that with some campy cornpop, but we get a series of earnest blandflakes that's almost AI-generated.
BUT, some of her songs modulate, and I've been begging for a return to pop modulations, so thank you Taylor
No one asked me but here are my thoughts on TS new album as neither hater nor swiftie: - Starts strong w/ Ophelia, Liz T, Opalite, FF - then the petering-out begins hard with Eldest Daughter, which I think is near objective levels of badness. - Doesn't recover
everything that is and ever will be is always already there; the internet just has for us the monster-sized holes we believe are us-sized, junji ito style
I guess what i'm saying is that I don't mean to imply that I think people leaving the US are wrong or misguided at all, when it's clear that we have increasingly oppressive policies that set us apart from those of other countries. But the systems that got us here aren't that exceptional
I don't know if this is real or just a vibe, but it feels like a somewhat ironic side effect of americentrism in the US amongst well-meaning folks is thinking that other developed countries are politically "normal" or politically "USA pre-2015."
Sadly I am the WORST person to ask as I am a terrible homebody who basically is only aware of my own course schedule. I don't usually eat out on Sundays bc a lot of places are closed but if Kool Beanz is open I am a fan of theirs. I like Leon's too but I think the owner-chef is traveling
