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Hoke
@hoaxter61.bsky.social
Liberal, progressive, pro-democracy, anti-asshole. Love science and sci fi and animals. Addicted to prog house music. Ally 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦💙 Cat, snake, chicken & fish dad. Happily significant othered.

NO MAGATS!

I orient my own moral compass. No god(s) necessary.
Que Pasa?!
-Reza, Deep Josh, Monreal-E

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Que Pasa?! (Deep Josh & Monreal-E Remix)
YouTube video by Reza - Topic
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December 16, 2025 at 6:18 PM
🤣😂🤣😂
December 16, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I got a set of 10 “Hot Ones” hot sauces for my b-day. Currently addicted to “Da Bomb” (one molecule sets your eyes on fire). I’ll have 10 tacos with salsa & guac, each with a different hot sauce, please. ❤️🌮
December 16, 2025 at 5:21 PM
😂
December 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
🎶 I ain’t got no body 🎶
a dog is flying through the air on a field
ALT: a dog is flying through the air on a field
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December 16, 2025 at 3:45 PM
🤣😂🔫
December 16, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I believe we are! 🥰
Logical Mr Spock GIF
ALT: Logical Mr Spock GIF
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December 16, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Holy deja vu, Batman! Not the same Billie or Nobody’s Business I posted (I don’t think 🤔), but jeez Louise… 🫶
December 16, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Nobody’s Business
-H2O, Billie

youtu.be/Sa2emN2kurQ?...
Nobody's Business (Bees Wax Dub)
YouTube video by H2O - Topic
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December 16, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Love your spiders, especially the jumpers. So pretty! 😍 Do they all have different personalities? The ones that hang around our kitchen window sill seem to.
December 16, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Every girl I knew in the early 70s had a huge crush on him. 😂
December 16, 2025 at 2:28 PM
They’re Here
-EMF, D:Ream

youtu.be/8ts5rjLt9QI?...
They're Here (D:Ream Remix)
YouTube video by EMF - Topic
youtu.be
December 16, 2025 at 4:47 AM
🤣😂👍
December 16, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Good plan. Making up a word, I mean. That’s what I’d do anyway. Eliminate the middleman. 😉
December 16, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I’ll say!
Awkward backstory:
“I’m a vampire, and I was dating this alien chick from Rocky Horror. My roommate was a caveman-werewolf hybrid who was obsessed with her…”
Oh wait, that’s the story, not the backstory. Nevermind. 🤣
December 16, 2025 at 4:21 AM
😂🤣👍
December 16, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Also you might’ve been able to use this song for the previous question too…lampedusa sounds like something you’d find in the ocean, maybe attached to a shark. “What’s that circular scar on your leg?”
“That’s where a lampedusa got me.”😉
December 16, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Cool remix! ❤️👍
December 16, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I love the song but had never seen the video before. It’s great! Thanks!
December 16, 2025 at 3:58 AM
🤣😂🤣
December 16, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Bobby Vee and Steve Lawrence both have covered it. The SL one is the one I see most often on here.
December 16, 2025 at 3:46 AM
What a weird song! But what’s even weirder is that when I was typing “weird”, I accidentally typed “wer” and the autosuggest thingy wanted to put “werewolf”! How did it friggin’ know???
Anyway, a song about the perfect roommate: one who has the hots for your gf. 😂💙👍🎶
December 16, 2025 at 3:42 AM
It seems like I may’ve said this before, but in case I just thought it: It’s good to see someone cite the Donnie Osmond version of this song. It’s the one I remember. 💙👍
December 16, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Totally tubular!
December 16, 2025 at 3:18 AM