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Hobart -> FM

@hobart.bsky.social

160 followers 310 following 290 posts

you must have caught me staring at your headlights 23, deer, pan, furry trash, electrical engineer, pfp by @zoobis.bsky.social i leave unhinged replies on people's stuff, and post arbitrary things that occur in my life

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Hobart -> FM @hobart.bsky.social · May 17

unsure how far afield this was distributed but i’m pretty sure i’m nonbinary now lol

thank you, mullet, for destroying my remaining shreds of gender identity

Hobart -> FM @hobart.bsky.social · 5d

pro tip to my followesrs, apparently dri nking two tumblers of orange gin that your mom likes will maek you VERYt drunlk

Hobart -> FM @hobart.bsky.social · 5d

now she’s drunk on wine >:(

Hobart -> FM @hobart.bsky.social · 5d

…yes

Hobart -> FM @hobart.bsky.social · 5d

also made her wear kwik trip merch as is tradition

Hobart -> FM @hobart.bsky.social · 5d

acquired a pool toy of one of my characters from Imaginary Creature Factory

Hobart -> FM @hobart.bsky.social · 10d

started taking $10 per full body commissions on microsoft paint; dm if you want one

here are the first two examples:
- the dog belongs to @alpinepup.bsky.social
- the cow belongs to @zoobis.bsky.social

A very crudely drawn picture of a cow. He is staring directly at the viewer. He wears brown overalls. In his right hand is a pitchfork. In his left hand is a white "lump with handle", from the comic strip "Cow Tools."

A very crudely drawn picture of a Burmese Mountain Dog smoking. They hold the cigarette in their left hand, between the pinky and ring finger. The pinky finger is unnaturally long and flexible to facilitate this.

Hobart -> FM @hobart.bsky.social · 14d

as a pole (person who is mostly polish by ancestry) i hope this happens to me more in the future

Hobart -> FM @hobart.bsky.social · 14d

skill issue

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Mey [📷/🎨] @aka-meyneth.bsky.social · 25d

As well as a little something extra

Hobart -> FM @hobart.bsky.social · 18d

you have good taste

its the 50th anniversary this year of when the edmund fitzgerald went down

Hobart -> FM @hobart.bsky.social · 24d

i'm down to acquire one, how should i get in touch?

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Mey [📷/🎨] @aka-meyneth.bsky.social · 25d

Business card design+print commission for @hobart.bsky.social!! Had a lot of fun with this one

#art #commission #furry

Hobart -> FM @hobart.bsky.social · 26d

fun piece of trivia: for some reason seeing fetish art involving nun clothing actually scares me for some strange reason

Hobart -> FM @hobart.bsky.social · Sep 2

will this wiener operate without a fursuit or nah? genuinely tempted but i just got boxers lol

Hobart -> FM @hobart.bsky.social · Aug 27

the food at cracker barrel is surprisingly adequate, honestly; it's sorta like a perkins but i tend towards perkins because it was exotic and not in my hometown

i don't remember it sucking, and i remember the vibes with the crazy crap on the walls

Hobart -> FM @hobart.bsky.social · Aug 27

i understand that the whole cracker barrel rebrand panic is being painted as a "boomer" thing but honestly like

i agree with them on this one; imagine stripping your restaurant of its identifying features

Hobart -> FM @hobart.bsky.social · Aug 24

she likes pabst blue ribbon

Hobart -> FM @hobart.bsky.social · Aug 21

i was going to make a joke about driving while intoxicated but i feel like it would further strain your relationship with the legal team

Hobart -> FM @hobart.bsky.social · Aug 19

make out with me, twink, i read T&DWorld

Hobart -> FM @hobart.bsky.social · Aug 16

im pretty sure if i had a micro partner they would die within 3 days by being sat on by accident

Hobart -> FM @hobart.bsky.social · Aug 10

how to guide your party attendees:

a door labeled with “pisser” in painters’ tape

a fridge labeled with “ice” and “drinks” in painter’s tape

Hobart -> FM @hobart.bsky.social · Aug 6

my elbow hurts whenever i play wii sports baseball, kupo!

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Erakir 🔜 ACFI @erakir.bsky.social · Aug 5

Here we go! Aug. TF Raffle!

Oh WHAT THE KWEHK I let him stick around and THIS is what I get??? Kweh…Ahem-

Get a character mid-TF/post-TF into an Ivalice moogle OR a chocobo, courtesy yours truly, kweh~

Rules/FAQ below!
Done by @trevorfox.bsky.social
Ends Aug 10, 12:00AM CST
(1/2) #TFTuesday

Picture depicting Raffle rules for getting your character TF'd into an Ivalice Moogle or a Chocobo by Erakir, either as a chocobo or moogle himself. Done by Trevor-fox. Detailed rules are in the post below!

Hobart -> FM @hobart.bsky.social · Aug 6

this is the greatest trade deal in the history of trade deals

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Valencia @valencia.deer.place · Aug 5

Let's make a deal...
I receive You receive
100 ❤️'s. A fruity booty

The choice is yours, contribute, or scroll past and forsake others.
#nationalunderwearday

A well dressed orange deer looks at you intently, hooves clasped together awaiting your response.