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@hobart.bsky.social
you must have caught me staring at your headlights

23, deer, pan, furry trash, electrical engineer, pfp by @zoobis.bsky.social

i leave unhinged replies on people's stuff, and post arbitrary things that occur in my life
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unsure how far afield this was distributed but i’m pretty sure i’m nonbinary now lol

thank you, mullet, for destroying my remaining shreds of gender identity
the distinction between this page and @whorebart.bsky.social is that i am classy enough to not put my weiner here
November 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
nutted on the floor
November 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
okay so like for the record i had her made by ICF (imaginary creature factory)

i am too lazy to do a run but if you want to order one for yourself ask me first and i’ll probably say yes lol
please get out of the way
November 22, 2025 at 8:43 PM
new unhinged turn on: bassists where they get really into it and also know what they’re doing
November 20, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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#deer 🦌
November 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
do yall ever buy a data concentrator
November 20, 2025 at 12:51 AM
please get out of the way
November 16, 2025 at 5:04 PM
big brain idea for furlesque show routine:

i walk onto stage with a button flannel on, then slowly unbutton it to reveal a button down

i then start unbuttoning the button down, to reveal another button down

i then unbutton the last button down

this takes 4 minutes

youtu.be/Jqmk5ksji7k?...
The Stake
YouTube video by Steve Miller Band - Topic
youtu.be
November 16, 2025 at 3:10 AM
i ended up at applebees and it’s lowkey ass

$15 for mid food that would probably be better at a small family owned business for the same price
November 13, 2025 at 4:35 AM
November 12, 2025 at 5:45 AM
this song hits different when driving through a rather abandoned wisconsin dells after AQF

youtu.be/7CKdEzEGR0o?...
Blue Heaven Rendezvous
YouTube video by Jimmy Buffett - Topic
youtu.be
November 12, 2025 at 2:44 AM
i need to learn how to do the platonic equivalent of getting into someone’s pants (making new friends lol)
November 11, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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they caught a sea bass! no, wait- it's at least a C+

comm for @hobart.bsky.social

[ #raccoon #furry #fursona #furryart #fursonaart #seabass #fishing #fish #emo #edgy #commission #art #digitalart ]
November 10, 2025 at 8:00 PM
you know you’ve said some fucked up shit before if the panelists at the smash or pass already know you by name before you even get to the audience microphone
November 10, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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Here we go! Nov. TF Raffle!
Oh WHAT THE KWEHK I let him stick around and THIS is what I get??? Kweh…Ahem-

Get a character mid-TF/post-TF into an Ivalice moogle OR a chocobo, courtesy yours truly, kweh~

Rules/FAQ below!
Done by @trevorfox.bsky.social
Ends Nov 9, 12:00AM CST
(1/2) #TFTuesday
November 4, 2025 at 9:50 PM
rip cock cheny, i will always cherish the part where you shot someone
November 5, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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November 3, 2025 at 4:03 AM
it is that month

youtu.be/kKb0E-GDWWY?...
Little Birdie
YouTube video by Vince Guaraldi - Topic
youtu.be
November 1, 2025 at 9:09 PM
is “fellas” a gender neutral term
October 30, 2025 at 4:57 AM
chat i may have developed a thing for the goth women
October 28, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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do u get me do u get me do u get me
October 24, 2025 at 8:18 PM
acquired this ych from @auzutea.bsky.social :3
October 25, 2025 at 4:18 AM
i spent $850 on a lap dance from someone who was in part or in whole a bat and all i got was brainrot related to this specific breed of apple
October 22, 2025 at 4:38 PM
perfect game (this is a bowling joke)
October 22, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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October 10, 2025 at 2:26 PM