If you have never, at any point in your life, tried to move something with the force, I don't know if I even want to know you.

Mel Brooks produced The Elephant Man: this was his response to Paramount’s demand for changes

"We are involved in a business venture. We screened the film for you, to bring you up to date as to the status of that venture. Do not misconstrue this as our soliciting the input of raging primitives."

Tesla now accepts Cybertruck trade-ins, and the official resale loss is $35k over just 6,000 miles.

I repeat: according to Tesla itself a Cybertruck loses $5.60 cents per mile, not counting the cost of electricity, tires, etc.

Unprecedented levels of flop!

www.torquenews.com/11826/tesla-...

I just thought of him as the Joel Schumacher version of the president, and it all kind of makes sense now.

Microsoft Word just corrected me. It's not "bull-shitter." It's "bullshitter." Thanks, Microsoft.

What if we just ban MEN from the military?

As i was putting on my yard shoes this morning, my wife said, "You do have some sexy legs". To which I replied, "Yeah, well, every day is leg day when you're fat". It's not the first time i've said this, but I thought I should share this wisdom with the world.

They think that they are strong because the actually strong ignore them.

How's that Twitter deal aging? How's Tesla's car business doing? How's that bet on Elon's magic self-driving beans feeling right about now? Go ask the one analyst who is too smart to be popular how good SpaceX's business really looks.

The real letdown is still coming, bro. The signs are all there.

Part-time camera salesman-
Part-time film student-
Part-time contractor-
Full-time bad-ass.

I will never call a proven rapist president.

I just found 30 crimson nirnroot in record time. Be impressed.

All men are "real men" and your definition of what makes one such means nothing.

Canonically, Darth Vader and Maul both existed at the same time. Vader was tasked with hunting force sensitives and eliminating all the organized crime except for the Hutts. Maul was a former Sith Lord and head of an organized crime cartel. 100% they would have fought. Show me that #Disney.

I haven't mentioned it on this platform, but in case you were unaware: The U.S. constitution does not recognize the existence of any god.

If you have ever gotten to a retail store before they open, know that the closer you get to the front door before you realize that they're closed the more joy it brings the employees inside.

The ability to default to my "Following" tab is a game-changer!

How sad is it that we have to jump from platform to platform just to maintain reasonable discourse. Ah well. Here i am!