Hobbit Hedder
@hobbithedder.bsky.social
Crazy Bi Auntie that will absolutely 💩 on the hood of someone’s car if they upset my babies.
Breakfast charcuterie? Sign me up!!!
June 16, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Breakfast charcuterie? Sign me up!!!
Gotta get those bar wings!!!
May 7, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Gotta get those bar wings!!!
Sorry to anyone that has to text me on a regular basis because this is accurate
February 25, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Sorry to anyone that has to text me on a regular basis because this is accurate
Still best friends!!!
February 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Still best friends!!!
Anyone else have a male cat that just…sits like a dude?
January 31, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Anyone else have a male cat that just…sits like a dude?
When you eat pizza rolls, do you wait for them to cool or do you just “hasshafaasssh” your way through them? I wait for them to cool, realize that the middles are still LIQUID HOT MAGMA and “hasshafaasssh” anyway. 🤷🏻♀️
January 27, 2025 at 11:13 PM
When you eat pizza rolls, do you wait for them to cool or do you just “hasshafaasssh” your way through them? I wait for them to cool, realize that the middles are still LIQUID HOT MAGMA and “hasshafaasssh” anyway. 🤷🏻♀️
Litty titties!!!
Prickly pear, strawberry, peach, and mango margaritas!!!
Prickly pear, strawberry, peach, and mango margaritas!!!
January 25, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Litty titties!!!
Prickly pear, strawberry, peach, and mango margaritas!!!
Prickly pear, strawberry, peach, and mango margaritas!!!
Get that carnivore omelette with some home fries and a salted caramel coffee!!!
January 20, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Get that carnivore omelette with some home fries and a salted caramel coffee!!!
Welp…there goes my time-waster.
January 19, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Welp…there goes my time-waster.
It’s orange creme Oreo season! Halloween has officially begun!!! Happy Spooky Season everyone!!!
August 24, 2023 at 11:17 PM
It’s orange creme Oreo season! Halloween has officially begun!!! Happy Spooky Season everyone!!!
TikTok: “Your network is unstable.”
Me: “Bitch so am I! Now load my kitty cat videos so I can have a little serotonin as a treat!”
Me: “Bitch so am I! Now load my kitty cat videos so I can have a little serotonin as a treat!”
August 23, 2023 at 8:36 PM
TikTok: “Your network is unstable.”
Me: “Bitch so am I! Now load my kitty cat videos so I can have a little serotonin as a treat!”
Me: “Bitch so am I! Now load my kitty cat videos so I can have a little serotonin as a treat!”
My idea of “help from above” is a sniper on the roof
August 22, 2023 at 10:57 PM
My idea of “help from above” is a sniper on the roof
My body is a temple. Ancient, crumbling, probably cursed, filled with unspeakable horror.
August 21, 2023 at 6:14 PM
My body is a temple. Ancient, crumbling, probably cursed, filled with unspeakable horror.
Jalapeño Popper Grilled Cheese sandwiches. Nuff said.
August 20, 2023 at 12:11 AM
Jalapeño Popper Grilled Cheese sandwiches. Nuff said.