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hobbitqueen
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Capybara in a human suit, garden witch, timed food dispenser for two lorg cats @hobbitqueen_n on the twit

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I mean... you can call yourself anything you want, if you set the bar in hell when you define it (source in the alt text)
source: https://www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a/can-liberalism-be-saved In bold: You can defer to her. I was just asking because you put it in the first sentence. /End bold All I meant by human rights was some category of fears that are walled off from government intrusion. If you say, I believe in freedom of speech, freedom of religion, private property, freedom from unreasonable searches and seizures, and I don’t believe in social security, I don’t believe in a right to a home, I don’t believe in a right to be free from discrimination, I don’t believe in a right to education, then you can still be a liberal.
September 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Brennan Lee Mullifox in the house! What a delightful treat to come home to after being away a couple of days
Picture of a talking fox plushie with a Worlds Beyond Number tag in his ear, holding a plush fishie. Key accessories, still in the package, are beside him
July 28, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Seems correct, no problems here
January 13, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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This is referred to in my family as "the dog chair", it has been the pet-favoured chair for literal generations of cats and dogs. It has been re-upholstered over the years but still has the original feather stuffing in the cushion and dog tooth marks on the legs.
Image of an low wide antique chair with green patterned fabric and dark wood accents. It is partially covered with a woven Mexican blanket on which a large cat is curled up in a ball for naptime
November 29, 2024 at 11:44 PM
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Best pics I can find of my two absolute units Skif (shorthair) and Hermes (fluffy boi)
October 30, 2024 at 11:04 PM
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POV you are petting the house lion
Picture of a white person's hand petting the chest and neck area of an extremely fluffy Maine-Coon-sized cat with Siamese colouring. He has his head rolled back in happiness and is resting an arm over the person's wrist
September 27, 2024 at 1:50 AM
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Excuse me, this is international cat day, two hands on cat, please
A fluffy large cat (Hermes) in his human's lap at her home desk, a paw reaching out for her camera hand in a clear demand to put the phone down and pet him instead
August 8, 2024 at 8:36 PM
hobbitqueen.bsky.social
These two are ridiculous
Two images stacked vertically. In the top image are two cats, one lounging in the shower stall, the other on the bathroom floor outside. They have reached out a single paw and the paws are just touching each other. The bottom image is a copy of The Creation of Adam from the network's Wikipedia page. The poses of Adam and God are similar to the cats where each figure is reaching out a single hand and their index fingers are just touching each other
April 12, 2024 at 4:52 PM
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So exhausting being a nurse cat
A brown Siamese mix with white socks snoozing on a fluffy white blanket
February 16, 2024 at 5:44 PM
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"The superhero genre just got its first camp classic"??

Tell me you've never seen the original Batman movies without telling me you've never seen the original Batman movies.
Screenshot of a page on the Slate website where the title is "Madame Web Is One of the Worst Superhero Movies in Years - and One of the Most Enjoyable" and the subtitle is "The superhero genre just got its first camp classic". The byline is Sam Adams, article dated Feb 14, 2024
February 16, 2024 at 4:00 PM
hobbitqueen.bsky.social
When you let AI choose the images served with your ads lol
An ad for Hear Clear hearing aids with the words "Seniors in British Columbia Eligible for Hearing Aids" with a picture of a young woman (20-30 years old) in a red dress with a puffer jacket hanging off one shoulder, standing in a street in what is very clearly the United Kingdom, probably London, holding something that could possibly be a hearing aid but looks more like a piece of glass that she picked up off the street. British Columbia, for those who are not aware, is a province in Canada.
February 15, 2024 at 6:32 PM
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He is just so pretty
A large fluffy cat resting on a human's blanketed legs. His face is in profile, front paws draped across the person's leg.
February 4, 2024 at 9:35 PM
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Convince The Human It's Lunch Squad, activate!
February 3, 2024 at 9:07 PM
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Jealous because his brother is currently snoozing contentedly on my lap.

My guy, you will not physically fit in the same lap, you are both bigger than a toy poodle.
A fluffy cat looks up from the floor where he is pretending to groom himself but actually just wants me to notice how poor and sad he is all alone by himself like I didn't already spend 10 minutes brushing him this morning.
January 29, 2024 at 6:02 PM
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He makes the best faces when he's really into the head scritchies
A cat making a silly but absolutely blissful face. He is shorthair Siamese mix. His eyes are close, his face is lifted towards the camera, his mouth is open and his little teeth are showing. There is a human hand resting on his head with the thumb between his eyes. A shorthair Siamese mix getting his head petted. He is making a ridiculous face of pure bliss, mouth partly open, tongue partly sticking out, eyes rolled back in his head. There is a human resting on top of his head.
January 28, 2024 at 4:27 PM
hobbitqueen.bsky.social
Here are my two
A fluffy cat rests his head on his human's hand with his near paw draped over her wrist to keep his headrest where it's supposed to be A large plush shorthair cat sleeps in an green strandmon chair
January 27, 2024 at 11:10 PM
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How Skif and spend most Saturday afternoons
A cat fast asleep on a person's blanketed lap. He is a shorthair Siamese mix, roughly the size and proportions of a Maine Coone.
January 27, 2024 at 9:25 PM
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Good morning from the box gremlin
A cat in a cardboard box. He is dark brown except for his bright blue eyes looking up into the camera. The box is slightly too small for his magnificent bulk but he did not let that stop him.
January 26, 2024 at 7:19 PM
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I have to unpack any boxes I receive as soon as I open them because if I'm not fast enough, he'll just climb right in on top of whatever's still in it
A very large long haired cat in a square box, one arm possessively holding a box flap
January 25, 2024 at 6:04 PM
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I know the reason you put ad space above your banner is BECAUSE it's obnoxious but my subconscious reaction is to immediately close the page bc I don't want the recipe or w/e badly enough to put up with pushy ads.
screenshot of reactormag.com's new home page. The first 10% of the page is taken up with a banner ad, the next 20% with banner menu for navigating the site and only after that the article's headline.
January 24, 2024 at 10:00 PM
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To William Carlos Williams: please take some fucking plums, I beg of you, my iceboxes are full and my pantry is full up on jam.
Picture of three full shopping bags worth of black plums sitting on the kitchen floor.
September 26, 2023 at 11:50 PM
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How I know it's Fall: they come inside to nap
A large fluffy cat sleeping in a fold out club chair A large shorthair cat sleeping in a club chair
September 22, 2023 at 2:56 AM
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Yes, the width of his shoulders is the full distance between my knee and my hip
Picture of a large mixed breed cat named Hermes asleep with his head on the photographer's thigh, one front paw reaching across to span the whole lap
September 9, 2023 at 11:09 PM
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He came in, yelled at me for pets, and then when he was done with that, flopped down right in the path of the fan
August 17, 2023 at 7:27 PM
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A doofus who had to be rescued from his own poor decision making this morning.
It turns out that just because you CAN get down somewhere, it does not mean you SHOULD.
Picture of a large cat with dark brown fur, eating his breakfast after I rescued him from his own folly this morning.
August 7, 2023 at 7:10 PM