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Vince J
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Would prefer to be chillin’ in a hobbit hole, eating snacks, drinking ale, and telling stories.
“I’m a cool internet chef. I call oil “food lube” and salt “rock dust.” My sweater sleeves are covering 3/4 of my fingers. This recipe takes 2.5x longer than I said in my video”

Jesus Christ
November 3, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Don’t be so concerned with the Kingdom of Heaven that you ignore your neighbors on Earth…
February 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I would absolutely start watching “Paradise” on Hulu, it’s a crazy good watch and Sterling K. Brown is incredible
February 15, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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February 10, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time”

“YEAH BITCH ME TOO”
January 28, 2025 at 6:09 PM
My dumbest conspiracy theory is that David Muir has a twin who was equally trained at broadcasting which is why David Muir gets places so fast.
January 8, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Thank you @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social for “Podcast Business” which made 56 down easy to solve.
January 7, 2025 at 7:05 PM
A favorite Lord of the Rings moment is when Pippin asks the elves if the cloaks given from Lothlorien are “magic” and elves respond with, “What the hell is even that?” #lothlorien #lotr #tolkien
January 2, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Does terrestrial radio know that more songs exist than just Boys of Summer by Don Henley?
December 28, 2024 at 12:45 AM
Also, Tom Bombadill is Fezziwig-coded
December 15, 2024 at 11:43 PM
Gandalf has Ghost of Christmas Present energy
December 15, 2024 at 11:43 PM
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Timothee Chalamet's picks were perfect until the SEC Championship, which he picked incorrectly.
Why? Why did he not remain perfect?
Because the Mahdi is too humble to go 7-0
December 8, 2024 at 1:01 AM
We need a version of A Christmas Carol where Sir Patrick Stewart plays Scrooge (again) but Sir Ian McKellen plays all 3 ghosts and just takes the piss out of him the whole movie.
December 8, 2024 at 2:20 AM
For the first time ever, I walked out a store wearing the shoes I bought. Thanks Allbirds for making it easy
December 7, 2024 at 1:14 AM
Found a new and easy way to hang some Christmas lights this year. #christmaslights #christmastimeishere
December 3, 2024 at 11:21 PM
Tree is up!
December 1, 2024 at 11:20 PM
Every Netflix show’s description reads, “Martha is a single mom whose debilitating disease makes it hard for her to remember anything. She has to solve her husband’s murder and confront all her family trauma before her dog dies in this dark, edgy, humorous thriller.”
November 30, 2024 at 2:26 AM
I present to my ornithology folks… The Borb

#birdwatching #ornithology #borb
November 24, 2024 at 1:24 PM
If you ever wanted to smell like probable cause for a sobriety check, do I have the soap for you!
November 24, 2024 at 1:20 PM
Getting cut by metal in your home is embarrassing.

Hey epidermis, it’s just a screw, not a Morgul blade. Calm it down.
November 20, 2024 at 12:57 PM
2 new #gardenbeds done. 98 square feet of planting total. Anyone have any tips for #smallgardens
November 16, 2024 at 9:46 PM
Still liquid death tastes like wet.
November 16, 2024 at 4:12 AM
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✨Giveaway - Dice!✨

In support of The Witch Coven & their new Kickstarter tomorrow, we will be giving away 1 dice set a day from their old one!

bit.ly/4hG6bWd

👍Rules Are:
To Enter, Like & Repost

🎲

That's it! Winner is chosen from random, todays set is Starlight Cascade

#dice #ttrpg #giveaway
November 15, 2024 at 11:10 AM
He’s never had to join a teams call
November 15, 2024 at 6:25 PM
Walking Valley Forge isn’t enough. I need too go on an adventure to help dwarves retake their home in the mountains.
November 15, 2024 at 12:06 PM