twunk hillary clinton
@hobiethehunter.bsky.social
DC 🏛️ // gay 🏳️🌈 // sunscreen enthusiast 🧴
Having a crush > generating shareholder value
February 10, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Having a crush > generating shareholder value
Doing gender theory
February 6, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Doing gender theory
Born to lie in the sun and hit on twinks; forced to know what a PDF is
February 4, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Born to lie in the sun and hit on twinks; forced to know what a PDF is
Can’t believe I have to spend the next few years doing yoga breaths (Trump 2.0) and getting as hot as possible (AGI)
February 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Can’t believe I have to spend the next few years doing yoga breaths (Trump 2.0) and getting as hot as possible (AGI)
Hot straight guy at drag brunch keeps hitting his vape and is ruining the fantasy 😤
February 2, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Hot straight guy at drag brunch keeps hitting his vape and is ruining the fantasy 😤
Concept: unethical non-monogamy, in which my polycule and I commit white collar crime
February 1, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Concept: unethical non-monogamy, in which my polycule and I commit white collar crime
“If he wanted to, he would,” I remind myself about the dean of law school admissions
January 31, 2025 at 11:00 PM
“If he wanted to, he would,” I remind myself about the dean of law school admissions
I just didn’t think I’d get negatively polarized against the Village People
January 30, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I just didn’t think I’d get negatively polarized against the Village People
Hell of a week to taper off an SSRI!!!
January 28, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Hell of a week to taper off an SSRI!!!
“That’s where we like to see our friends! I get it!!” — my mother’s thoughts on District Eagle
January 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
“That’s where we like to see our friends! I get it!!” — my mother’s thoughts on District Eagle
I love the Costco steak strips, even if they make me feel like some suburban family’s golden retriever
January 25, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I love the Costco steak strips, even if they make me feel like some suburban family’s golden retriever
Justifying any questionable decisions for the next 4 years by declaring that queer joy under fascism is essential
January 25, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Justifying any questionable decisions for the next 4 years by declaring that queer joy under fascism is essential
If I were a dominatrix I’d just make all my subs drink more water
January 25, 2025 at 8:17 AM
If I were a dominatrix I’d just make all my subs drink more water
I’m at a coffee shop where the barista looks like Steve from SATC and he’s speaking Spanish he obviously learned on the job 😵💫🥰
January 21, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I’m at a coffee shop where the barista looks like Steve from SATC and he’s speaking Spanish he obviously learned on the job 😵💫🥰
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it's not cheating if you top 🤷♂️
January 2, 2025 at 5:56 PM
it's not cheating if you top 🤷♂️
If I have to hear about one more ChatGPT prompt I am going to scream and jump off a bridge
December 28, 2024 at 4:19 AM
If I have to hear about one more ChatGPT prompt I am going to scream and jump off a bridge
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nobody with an H1-B is going to take my job frankly my dashboards create too much shareholder value and drive too many actionable insights into the business for me to be replaced that easily
December 27, 2024 at 12:40 AM
nobody with an H1-B is going to take my job frankly my dashboards create too much shareholder value and drive too many actionable insights into the business for me to be replaced that easily
More than one Hinge boy had to watch me post a hairless cat with one functioning eye. Merry Christmas to me!!!
December 26, 2024 at 12:35 AM
More than one Hinge boy had to watch me post a hairless cat with one functioning eye. Merry Christmas to me!!!
I love when gay guys post pictures with the 10 other gay guys they hang out with. Like yes those are your friends and you play together!
December 23, 2024 at 4:08 AM
I love when gay guys post pictures with the 10 other gay guys they hang out with. Like yes those are your friends and you play together!
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guy in the substance universe: i cant wait to tune into my favourite hit tv show "sexy women dancing for 2 minutes"
December 22, 2024 at 3:41 AM
guy in the substance universe: i cant wait to tune into my favourite hit tv show "sexy women dancing for 2 minutes"
Ok yes Elon is a fascist but I’m most upset about what he did to Grimes and ~2022-era Twitter
December 14, 2024 at 5:59 PM
Ok yes Elon is a fascist but I’m most upset about what he did to Grimes and ~2022-era Twitter
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I’ve rejoined hinge which is like Boca for gay Jews approaching 30 in that it’s where we go to die
December 13, 2024 at 10:52 PM
I’ve rejoined hinge which is like Boca for gay Jews approaching 30 in that it’s where we go to die
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you actually can fill the void at the core of your being with worldly possessions if you're really, really good at buying stuff
December 11, 2024 at 2:56 PM
you actually can fill the void at the core of your being with worldly possessions if you're really, really good at buying stuff
I’m sorry but it’s so funny that the United shooter turned out to be a twunk with a CS degree
December 9, 2024 at 7:02 PM
I’m sorry but it’s so funny that the United shooter turned out to be a twunk with a CS degree
Sufganiyot Stevens
December 6, 2024 at 4:50 PM
Sufganiyot Stevens