I am so sorry but I am a bit late, can someone give me a TL;DR of what happened so far this ep?

#criticalrolespoilers

Taking out the recycling manifests new properties in Paper not observed elsewhere

This includes

• jumping
• losing all semblance of friction
• malicious intent
• irony
• multiplication
• juice?
• teleportation
• phasing
• the concept of spite

@hankgreen.bsky.social Why can goats die from things like bloat but the four freaks I have now can eat like... a ton of plastic and metal and be totally fine?

I think everytime i go to the doctor I am hoping they are like "Oh you had a little goblin inside you that was causing all your problems so we yanked him out for you" and then I feel perfect after

my favorite part of the switch 2 is popping the straps off like I'm reloading a glock

@jordanmyr1ck.bsky.social My mind is a little broken watching Gastronauts and I am a bit stupid, how did you guys film this? I love the set because I genuinely cannot tell if you guys are in some like crazy operating theater type setup above the kitchen or just watching it on screens in front of you

At this point I'm not getting a marketing degree, I'm getting a #balatro degree (it's all I do in class)

13 or something

hey Hobie

delighted to report they have given the demonic tree that eats mall-goers who do not correctly solve his three riddles a hat

Hi I make too many characters on ffxiv what's up bsky