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I am so sorry but I am a bit late, can someone give me a TL;DR of what happened so far this ep?

#criticalrolespoilers
November 21, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Taking out the recycling manifests new properties in Paper not observed elsewhere

This includes

• jumping
• losing all semblance of friction
• malicious intent
• irony
• multiplication
• juice?
• teleportation
• phasing
• the concept of spite
September 22, 2025 at 12:28 PM
@hankgreen.bsky.social Why can goats die from things like bloat but the four freaks I have now can eat like... a ton of plastic and metal and be totally fine?
September 12, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I think everytime i go to the doctor I am hoping they are like "Oh you had a little goblin inside you that was causing all your problems so we yanked him out for you" and then I feel perfect after
July 20, 2025 at 5:57 PM
my favorite part of the switch 2 is popping the straps off like I'm reloading a glock
June 21, 2025 at 5:03 PM
@jordanmyr1ck.bsky.social My mind is a little broken watching Gastronauts and I am a bit stupid, how did you guys film this? I love the set because I genuinely cannot tell if you guys are in some like crazy operating theater type setup above the kitchen or just watching it on screens in front of you
May 3, 2025 at 1:08 PM
At this point I'm not getting a marketing degree, I'm getting a #balatro degree (it's all I do in class)
May 1, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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13 or something
March 9, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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hey Hobie
October 18, 2024 at 6:13 PM
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delighted to report they have given the demonic tree that eats mall-goers who do not correctly solve his three riddles a hat
November 13, 2023 at 8:50 PM
Hi I make too many characters on ffxiv what's up bsky
November 13, 2023 at 6:33 PM