When I ask for a straw at a restaurant I feel like this
December 9, 2024 at 5:27 AM
When I ask for a straw at a restaurant I feel like this
It's unreal how much the "I really don't give a gaf" TikTok has infiltrated my vocabulary
December 5, 2024 at 1:30 AM
It's unreal how much the "I really don't give a gaf" TikTok has infiltrated my vocabulary
I think airlines that book you for flight layovers less than 45 minutes long should be illegal and punishable by drawing and quartering
November 29, 2024 at 5:01 PM
I think airlines that book you for flight layovers less than 45 minutes long should be illegal and punishable by drawing and quartering
Congregation please send all your thoughts and prayers toward the bread dough proofing in my fridge right now because if I show up to this Friendsgiving with subpar dinner rolls I'll be forced to leave the continent
November 28, 2024 at 6:20 AM
Congregation please send all your thoughts and prayers toward the bread dough proofing in my fridge right now because if I show up to this Friendsgiving with subpar dinner rolls I'll be forced to leave the continent
Dreams really should not be able to piss me off the way they do. Why did I wake up mad at @hankgreen.bsky.social because I asked him to get me a matcha latte with strawberry cold foam and he got me a venti water with no ice
November 23, 2024 at 5:17 PM
Dreams really should not be able to piss me off the way they do. Why did I wake up mad at @hankgreen.bsky.social because I asked him to get me a matcha latte with strawberry cold foam and he got me a venti water with no ice
Hotdogs? Kitchen scissors. Strawberries? Kitchen scissors. Toast? Kitchen scissors. Stop letting Big Knife hold you back
Once you overcome your fear of using kitchen scissors to cut up food there's really no limit to what you can do
November 23, 2024 at 12:52 AM
Hotdogs? Kitchen scissors. Strawberries? Kitchen scissors. Toast? Kitchen scissors. Stop letting Big Knife hold you back
Once you overcome your fear of using kitchen scissors to cut up food there's really no limit to what you can do
November 23, 2024 at 12:50 AM
Once you overcome your fear of using kitchen scissors to cut up food there's really no limit to what you can do
To me they are my world and to them I am a vessel for breakfast
November 21, 2024 at 4:10 PM
To me they are my world and to them I am a vessel for breakfast
I know my dishwasher hates to see an empty bowl of grits coming
November 20, 2024 at 4:21 PM
I know my dishwasher hates to see an empty bowl of grits coming
Breaking Bad but for cooking the perfect grilled cheese
November 19, 2024 at 11:36 PM
Breaking Bad but for cooking the perfect grilled cheese
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this? oh this is my vacation from social media social media account
November 18, 2024 at 7:04 PM
this? oh this is my vacation from social media social media account
I love scrolling through public Venmo transactions like the morning news
November 19, 2024 at 2:10 AM
I love scrolling through public Venmo transactions like the morning news
so excited for this to be me on here until all oomfs make the switch
November 14, 2024 at 5:07 AM
so excited for this to be me on here until all oomfs make the switch