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christmas is always weird bc like my brother’s gift list consisted of a gun and a set of steak knives. like. ofc i’m getting him the knives?? then i’m sitting here wrapping knives and trying to find the camo wrapping paper to make them happy bc his gf was on the cover of deer killer magazine??
December 24, 2025 at 5:51 PM
christmas is always weird bc like my brother’s gift list consisted of a gun and a set of steak knives. like. ofc i’m getting him the knives?? then i’m sitting here wrapping knives and trying to find the camo wrapping paper to make them happy bc his gf was on the cover of deer killer magazine??
it is a little ridiculous that ninety percent of my recommended accounts to follow on most platforms are just my friend’s husband’s girlfriends. like. idk them i don’t want to know them and i’m annoyed that i now know what his type is.
December 22, 2025 at 4:35 AM
it is a little ridiculous that ninety percent of my recommended accounts to follow on most platforms are just my friend’s husband’s girlfriends. like. idk them i don’t want to know them and i’m annoyed that i now know what his type is.
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i have huge tits and i hate ai
December 20, 2025 at 11:16 PM
i have huge tits and i hate ai
baby’s first bumble date went well 🥰
December 21, 2025 at 12:50 AM
baby’s first bumble date went well 🥰
i asked ig what their preferred dating app was and two people said fb marketplace lmao. i’m never getting over this.
December 19, 2025 at 3:48 AM
i asked ig what their preferred dating app was and two people said fb marketplace lmao. i’m never getting over this.
did something super scary and got a butter yellow journal for 2026. slowly branching out into new colors—i’m so proud of myself 🥹🩷
December 14, 2025 at 3:23 AM
did something super scary and got a butter yellow journal for 2026. slowly branching out into new colors—i’m so proud of myself 🥹🩷
i fully believe with my whole heart and soul that peaches understands exactly what i’m saying like eighty percent of the time. there’s literally no reason to yell or get mad at him bc if he doesn’t wanna do something, that’s just his nature as a cat.
December 11, 2025 at 8:29 AM
i fully believe with my whole heart and soul that peaches understands exactly what i’m saying like eighty percent of the time. there’s literally no reason to yell or get mad at him bc if he doesn’t wanna do something, that’s just his nature as a cat.
in hindsight, refusing to talk about the intricacies of my technical capabilities in casual conversation may have hindered me lol
December 11, 2025 at 5:22 AM
in hindsight, refusing to talk about the intricacies of my technical capabilities in casual conversation may have hindered me lol
do you ever see a girl and angel by massive attack starts playing in your head
December 10, 2025 at 12:51 AM
do you ever see a girl and angel by massive attack starts playing in your head
fwiw i’m also getting her a star wars lego set and a candle if i can get my brother to tell me what scent profile she prefers (he’s useless tho so i might have to skip it ugh)
does anyone know where to buy pajamas in skinny people sizes? i’m getting some for my brother’s girlfriend for christmas and idk where people shop who aren’t fat. she’s a size medium (8-10) and also really short? like maybe 5’2? is that petite size??
December 7, 2025 at 7:40 AM
fwiw i’m also getting her a star wars lego set and a candle if i can get my brother to tell me what scent profile she prefers (he’s useless tho so i might have to skip it ugh)
does anyone know where to buy pajamas in skinny people sizes? i’m getting some for my brother’s girlfriend for christmas and idk where people shop who aren’t fat. she’s a size medium (8-10) and also really short? like maybe 5’2? is that petite size??
December 7, 2025 at 7:25 AM
does anyone know where to buy pajamas in skinny people sizes? i’m getting some for my brother’s girlfriend for christmas and idk where people shop who aren’t fat. she’s a size medium (8-10) and also really short? like maybe 5’2? is that petite size??
spent an hour doing my own pedicure and my feet look so cute i’m kinda devastated they’ll be hidden in uggs for the foreseeable future 💔
December 7, 2025 at 5:07 AM
spent an hour doing my own pedicure and my feet look so cute i’m kinda devastated they’ll be hidden in uggs for the foreseeable future 💔
i’m trying my very hardest to live off of grilled chicken and sour gummy worms
December 7, 2025 at 3:52 AM
i’m trying my very hardest to live off of grilled chicken and sour gummy worms
gen don’t understand people gatekeeping their scents i literally sprayed three of my work friends w my signature perfume yesterday bc they all loved it
December 6, 2025 at 4:34 AM
gen don’t understand people gatekeeping their scents i literally sprayed three of my work friends w my signature perfume yesterday bc they all loved it
the amount of times in a day i have to physically hold myself back from saying rawdog in a professional context is exhausting
December 6, 2025 at 4:18 AM
the amount of times in a day i have to physically hold myself back from saying rawdog in a professional context is exhausting
i desperately need some baby blue tights. they would look so cunty w my mary janes.
December 6, 2025 at 4:00 AM
i desperately need some baby blue tights. they would look so cunty w my mary janes.
time to rot my brain with kitty videos on tiktok 🙂↕️🩷
December 5, 2025 at 11:11 PM
time to rot my brain with kitty videos on tiktok 🙂↕️🩷
testing my camera for my interview and i have two cats in frame ;__;
December 5, 2025 at 6:44 PM
testing my camera for my interview and i have two cats in frame ;__;
i need to talk to another virgo about a planner. the options are both overwhelming and underwhelming in equal measure.
December 4, 2025 at 7:49 AM
i need to talk to another virgo about a planner. the options are both overwhelming and underwhelming in equal measure.
how does one create a support system from ground zero? like. do i make a bumble bff account or do i check myself into a psych ward?
December 4, 2025 at 7:47 AM
how does one create a support system from ground zero? like. do i make a bumble bff account or do i check myself into a psych ward?
i try very hard to forget how it feels to be treated well solely bc you’re thin and pretty. when everyone bends over backwards for your attention. when you are always the priority. when people ask you how you are and actually care about your answer. when they’re considerate of your feelings.
December 3, 2025 at 7:05 AM
i try very hard to forget how it feels to be treated well solely bc you’re thin and pretty. when everyone bends over backwards for your attention. when you are always the priority. when people ask you how you are and actually care about your answer. when they’re considerate of your feelings.
if i give you something or pay for something and it’s under fifteen, twenty bucks and you ask how to pay me back, just punch me in the face. that’s literally the equivalent of what you just asked, especially if you’re younger than me and don’t make as much as i do.
December 3, 2025 at 3:06 AM
if i give you something or pay for something and it’s under fifteen, twenty bucks and you ask how to pay me back, just punch me in the face. that’s literally the equivalent of what you just asked, especially if you’re younger than me and don’t make as much as i do.
is it crazy to get one of those duo rings w an aquamarine and peridot on it for mine and peaches’ birthdays or.
November 29, 2025 at 11:25 PM
is it crazy to get one of those duo rings w an aquamarine and peridot on it for mine and peaches’ birthdays or.
on the plus side, at least i don’t have a favorite politician. i definitely have that going for me.
November 27, 2025 at 4:24 AM
on the plus side, at least i don’t have a favorite politician. i definitely have that going for me.
it’s hard to see others receive sympathy and support for issues far less than mine mostly because once your mental illness hits a certain threshold, people become uncomfortable with you and their eyes glaze over when you talk about it and they just don’t really care because that takes actual effort.
November 27, 2025 at 4:09 AM
it’s hard to see others receive sympathy and support for issues far less than mine mostly because once your mental illness hits a certain threshold, people become uncomfortable with you and their eyes glaze over when you talk about it and they just don’t really care because that takes actual effort.