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hoeterra.bsky.social
Mik
@hoeterra.bsky.social
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For legal reasons, I am a joke
C++ / 🎞️📷 / 🧶 / 🎮 / SLC / short / doer of random things / gay/queer
(He/they)
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hoeterra.bsky.social
My timely hot take is that short crust is not good in a dessert setting
An image of pumpkin pie filling topped with whipped cream, except it’s in a small ramekin with no crust
November 28, 2025 at 5:38 AM
hoeterra.bsky.social
“I’m a small business! If my employees unionize I’ll be forced to close!”
Close up of Barack Obama’s face in red scale. The image contains the words “THEN PERISH”
November 1, 2025 at 8:39 PM
hoeterra.bsky.social
It’s perfect btw
Soft yellow custard with specs of vanilla visible in the mixture. In a red bowl covered with plastic wrap pushed against the surface of the custard. Assorted fruit can be seen above the bowl.
October 27, 2025 at 3:13 AM
hoeterra.bsky.social
Reminiscing
iMessage between me and “Benny”. Thread is as follows: Me: I love you Benny: *screenshot featuring a post with text reading, “Gay white men will keep their hat on anywhere just to hide their receding hairline” and a photo of two men under water still wearing hats* Me: Me at a nude beach in a hat Benny: HEYEJWHEUOORI BEBE Benny: that's so funny Me: I'm BALD Benny: me after 1 week on t Me: Valid
October 19, 2025 at 7:27 PM
hoeterra.bsky.social
If your game’s minimum requirements are any higher than this I’m not interested 😤
Screenshot of stream’s system requirements section for a game. Text reads: SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS Windows MINIMUM: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system OS: Windows 10 (64-bit) Processor: potato Memory: 2 GB RAM Graphics: no Direct: Version 11 Storage: 500 MB available space Sound Card: Any Additional Notes: will run on a toaster (if you ask it nicely) RECOMMENDED: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system OS: Windows 10 (64-bit) Processor: potato 2 Memory: 2 GB RAM Graphics: yes Direct: Version 12 Storage: 500 MB available space Sound Card: Any
October 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
hoeterra.bsky.social
Giving very this energy
September 24, 2025 at 11:53 PM
hoeterra.bsky.social
A cheery looking cartoon star in between some balloons and above some party poppers
September 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
hoeterra.bsky.social
My car anytime my right foot starts to feel a little heavy on a loose surface
Cartoon of a knight/robot- looking character driving a sign on a stake into the ground. The sign reads: NO FUN ALLOWED
August 30, 2025 at 6:41 PM
hoeterra.bsky.social
I went to a nude beach and did some other things this weekend
A fully clothed mirror selfie of me in a hotel. A wall mural of the Hollywood sign is behind me.
August 25, 2025 at 5:18 AM
hoeterra.bsky.social
Seeing the 1812 Overture WITH the cannons as Tchaikovsky intended 😌
Shot of a symphony orchestra on an amphitheater stage.
August 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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Two stills from That 70’s Show. The first shows a man standing, a dog on a counter top, and a woman sitting at a tall chair at the counter top. Texts reads “why is the dog on the roof?” With the word roof crudely pasted over the word that was previously there. The second still shows the woman face on and the dog on the counter. Text reads “He likes to be tall”
August 6, 2025 at 12:55 AM
hoeterra.bsky.social
Lmao finally
Email with text reading: “ It's your time to purchase Nintendo Switch™ 2 + Mario Kart™ World Bundle Good news! *picture of Nintendo switch 2 box* Nintendo Switch™ 2 + Mario Kart™ World Bundle is waiting for you! “
August 5, 2025 at 11:06 PM
hoeterra.bsky.social
What perfect album came out when you were sixteen?
Album cover for Marinas Trench’s Masterpiece Theatre
July 27, 2025 at 5:25 AM
hoeterra.bsky.social
I’m really good at getting all the pie meat out of the pie shell
Pie shell on a blue plate next to a fork, the filling has been almost entirely removed. There’s remnants of meringue on the edge of the shell.
July 25, 2025 at 1:16 AM
hoeterra.bsky.social
It’s clocking!
July 20, 2025 at 9:18 PM
hoeterra.bsky.social
It’s on the wall!
Exposed pendulum clock with deadbeat escapement hanging on a wall. The weight is not attached, the pendulum is. The gears and escapement are all visible.
July 20, 2025 at 4:12 AM
hoeterra.bsky.social
All that’s left is putting arbors in the frame and then tuning it till it works
Components of a mechanical clock oh my floor, featuring a pendulum shaft without pendulum bob, several gears, escape lever and escape wheel, the weight shell, and the frame. There’s also the instruction booklet, and some tools like hammer, sand paper, glue, a ruler.
July 19, 2025 at 1:44 AM
hoeterra.bsky.social
I ran out of clamps 😬
Image of the clock building in progress, there’s paper and paper towels and various tools strewn about. A few pieces of wood with clamps on them
July 18, 2025 at 5:22 AM
hoeterra.bsky.social
My role in the post-apocalyptic commune will be clock maker
An image of an open box containing a blue booklet atop some slaps of light wood with gears laser cut out of them. The blue booklet is titled “The Serpentine Clock”. It contains an image of the constructed clock with exposed gears. Below that, the branding of the designer, “Woode-Gear-Clocks”
July 17, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Text above and crudely drawn face. Face has big blank eyes and a blank subtle smile. Text reads: “I am normal and I can be trusted with The Death Note”
July 9, 2025 at 7:34 PM
hoeterra.bsky.social
So a digital prostate exam could be done with your doctor’s toe??
Screenshot of a dictionary definition of the word “digit”. Text reads: “ digit [dij-it] O Phonetic (Standard) OIPA noun 1 a finger or toe. “
July 8, 2025 at 4:12 AM
hoeterra.bsky.social
Making preserves with the sweetest, juiciest strawberries I’ve ever tasted
Bright red whole hulled Strawberries in a stainless steel pot with sugar. Flakes of lemon zest are also viable Same strawberries in the same pot but stirred and coated with the sugar
July 5, 2025 at 7:44 PM
hoeterra.bsky.social
One thing I’ve learned growing up is that everyone thinks this
An map of the United States, above it is a speech bubble with trails as if it’s text is spoken by every state. The text reads “Yeah my state really has the worst drivers"
July 1, 2025 at 6:51 AM
hoeterra.bsky.social
Happy pride month I have a lot of ends to weave in
Colorful blanket of knitted fabric, held up by the top corners to see each color. Colors are arranged in ascending columns from right to left along the bottom edge. From right to left, a wide cream column, 9 shades of blue from dark to light, and 3 of green also from dark to light, then a column of yellow, a column of goldenrod, a column of mint green, and finally a column of black. Along the right side, colors are arranged in rows that get wider as they get higher. From bottom to top, starting with the cream column, then 4 rows of grayscale, a light purple row, a dark purple row, a burgundy row, a hot pink row, a salmon row, a dusty pink row, a light pink row, a flesh pink row, a pink-orange row, a deep orange row, a scarlet red row, a fall-orange row, and finally ending with a black row. The same blanket, but the reverse side, showing the many ends to weave in.
July 1, 2025 at 1:28 AM
hoeterra.bsky.social
My shirt was a tiny bit more sheer than I thought ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Four panels of me and my best friend in different poses framed over an Utah Queer Film Festival, SLC Pride graphic.
June 30, 2025 at 3:48 AM