Hoeyboey
@hoeyboey.bsky.social
My friends made a custom ☝️🤓 emoji for me because of my Dork Levels.
29.
29.
Roast me
(I have a self-imposed rule of no game can take 2 categories outside of GOTY otherwise Silksong would've probably swept more)
(I have a self-imposed rule of no game can take 2 categories outside of GOTY otherwise Silksong would've probably swept more)
December 2, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Roast me
(I have a self-imposed rule of no game can take 2 categories outside of GOTY otherwise Silksong would've probably swept more)
(I have a self-imposed rule of no game can take 2 categories outside of GOTY otherwise Silksong would've probably swept more)
FUCK YOU KEIR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
November 28, 2025 at 7:25 PM
FUCK YOU KEIR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I am now qualified to say: Ahri’s diagonal air projectile is the most broken move in the game. Not even close.
November 24, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I am now qualified to say: Ahri’s diagonal air projectile is the most broken move in the game. Not even close.
Aight NOW I've beaten the game
November 23, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Aight NOW I've beaten the game
The cats and Battler Ushiromiya
November 15, 2025 at 8:29 PM
The cats and Battler Ushiromiya
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS COUNTRY
November 9, 2025 at 12:33 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS COUNTRY
Date night activity: gf teaching me lino printing techniques :3
November 2, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Date night activity: gf teaching me lino printing techniques :3
Me: Okay I've had my fun with 2XKO, I'd like to go back to Strive for a while!
Every fucking Strive player's connection:
Every fucking Strive player's connection:
![A screenshot of a menu within strive that says
"Enter match with this player?
Opponent connection quality
[Wifi Indicator] 157ms"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bnbb52xhrgtteh5w5zp7vp5f/bafkreig4e42udnnbgbl2pvodcrqvkbt2h6kpichz2s7m65hnrcq74fqkqy@jpeg)
October 28, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Me: Okay I've had my fun with 2XKO, I'd like to go back to Strive for a while!
Every fucking Strive player's connection:
Every fucking Strive player's connection:
Completely absurd that if you try to find out actual medical advice for how long to isolate with COVID, FIVE YEARS ON, the advice given by our national health service is ‘uhhh idk just don’t go a care home’
October 23, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Completely absurd that if you try to find out actual medical advice for how long to isolate with COVID, FIVE YEARS ON, the advice given by our national health service is ‘uhhh idk just don’t go a care home’
Aight cool I've beaten the game
October 18, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Aight cool I've beaten the game
Spent a full week having 2-3 90 minute naps a day and unable to focus but I am now capable of staying upright
October 17, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Spent a full week having 2-3 90 minute naps a day and unable to focus but I am now capable of staying upright
Ah. Well. Glad I haven't been out this week.
October 10, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Ah. Well. Glad I haven't been out this week.
Hitting an American friend with some real cursed knowledge today
September 30, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Hitting an American friend with some real cursed knowledge today
Should've made the game even harder tbh
September 23, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Should've made the game even harder tbh
Strive players are fucking babies, man.
August 31, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Strive players are fucking babies, man.
tumblr giving me this notification out of NOWHERE??
August 5, 2025 at 1:25 PM
tumblr giving me this notification out of NOWHERE??
Bunch of comedians here
July 27, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Bunch of comedians here
But also, like, fuck you for making this appear permanently,
July 27, 2025 at 3:27 PM
But also, like, fuck you for making this appear permanently,
I LOVE WEB DESIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGN. I don't even have adblock!!!
July 22, 2025 at 12:18 PM
I LOVE WEB DESIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGN. I don't even have adblock!!!
I am Quite Ill today but I did manage to make it to Diamond with my Black Mages deck in MTG Arena. Happy with that tbh, never play that much Standard because the wildcard economy is so bad but brewing this myself was real fun.
July 16, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I am Quite Ill today but I did manage to make it to Diamond with my Black Mages deck in MTG Arena. Happy with that tbh, never play that much Standard because the wildcard economy is so bad but brewing this myself was real fun.
Hey I enjoyed Marvel Rivals for a while, and I think there’s largely nothing wrong here other than it being low hanging fruit, but if you’re going to tell me this isn’t released as softcore pornography you are lying
July 16, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Hey I enjoyed Marvel Rivals for a while, and I think there’s largely nothing wrong here other than it being low hanging fruit, but if you’re going to tell me this isn’t released as softcore pornography you are lying
Love to interact with online sales people where I'm negotiating my broadband speed.
July 8, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Love to interact with online sales people where I'm negotiating my broadband speed.