Hoffi Coffi 🎧✈️
@hoffi-coffi.bsky.social
OSRS Iron | RSN: Hoffi Coffi | ARAM enjoyer | 🏴🇪🇺🇺🇦🇵🇸🍉 | I like telling virtual planes what to do | sometimes funny?
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Hoffi Coffi 🎧✈️
@hoffi-coffi.bsky.social
· Oct 18
Alrighty, new algorithm, clean slate.
I'm a flight simmer, I do virtual ATC on VATSIM UK, I play an ironman (btw) on OSRS and I enjoy an ARAM or two on League.
Probably gonna focus this account more on the simming/VATSIM side! To start, here's a picture from a flight down to Zakynthos!
I'm a flight simmer, I do virtual ATC on VATSIM UK, I play an ironman (btw) on OSRS and I enjoy an ARAM or two on League.
Probably gonna focus this account more on the simming/VATSIM side! To start, here's a picture from a flight down to Zakynthos!
AI can generally fuck off, but AI by fucking *Atlassian*? That can absolutely fuck *all* the way off.
January 8, 2026 at 1:55 AM
AI can generally fuck off, but AI by fucking *Atlassian*? That can absolutely fuck *all* the way off.
honestly the reaction counts to this comment on a BBC News article perfectly encapsulate the British way of thinking, no notes
December 7, 2025 at 2:51 AM
honestly the reaction counts to this comment on a BBC News article perfectly encapsulate the British way of thinking, no notes
I am not a smart man
July 17, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I am not a smart man
Ah, brave men all. Lost sons of New Bedford.
May 17, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Ah, brave men all. Lost sons of New Bedford.
it's been over 2 years now but I'm suddenly kicking myself that I didn't open my groom speech at my wedding with a "ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Twitty" gag
May 8, 2025 at 2:49 AM
it's been over 2 years now but I'm suddenly kicking myself that I didn't open my groom speech at my wedding with a "ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Twitty" gag
my job: "we launched a new benefit for you to get loads of discounts on cool tech and stuff!"
me, ordering my 40th 5% off uber eats gift card: 👁️👄👁️ borgir
me, ordering my 40th 5% off uber eats gift card: 👁️👄👁️ borgir
March 18, 2025 at 1:14 AM
my job: "we launched a new benefit for you to get loads of discounts on cool tech and stuff!"
me, ordering my 40th 5% off uber eats gift card: 👁️👄👁️ borgir
me, ordering my 40th 5% off uber eats gift card: 👁️👄👁️ borgir
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Eggy bread lunch, lads
March 15, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Eggy bread lunch, lads
"it's just if statements?"
"always has been"
"always has been"
January 27, 2025 at 1:16 AM
"it's just if statements?"
"always has been"
"always has been"
In today's festive episode of "tech makes everything worse": we couldn't play a quiz boardgame because their servers were down.
We weren't able to play a physical boardgame (with a real board, dice and pieces!) because the questions server was down.
I hate the future.
We weren't able to play a physical boardgame (with a real board, dice and pieces!) because the questions server was down.
I hate the future.
December 25, 2024 at 6:51 PM
In today's festive episode of "tech makes everything worse": we couldn't play a quiz boardgame because their servers were down.
We weren't able to play a physical boardgame (with a real board, dice and pieces!) because the questions server was down.
I hate the future.
We weren't able to play a physical boardgame (with a real board, dice and pieces!) because the questions server was down.
I hate the future.
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I get that people are rightfully angry and deleting their Twitter accounts.
But as a web dev; don't. Uninstall the app, but leave your account there. Data storage is pretty cheap, but it ain't free. And trust me, ghost accounts look WAAY worse on dashboards/in statistics.
It's the little things.
But as a web dev; don't. Uninstall the app, but leave your account there. Data storage is pretty cheap, but it ain't free. And trust me, ghost accounts look WAAY worse on dashboards/in statistics.
It's the little things.
November 6, 2024 at 11:21 PM
I get that people are rightfully angry and deleting their Twitter accounts.
But as a web dev; don't. Uninstall the app, but leave your account there. Data storage is pretty cheap, but it ain't free. And trust me, ghost accounts look WAAY worse on dashboards/in statistics.
It's the little things.
But as a web dev; don't. Uninstall the app, but leave your account there. Data storage is pretty cheap, but it ain't free. And trust me, ghost accounts look WAAY worse on dashboards/in statistics.
It's the little things.
I get that people are rightfully angry and deleting their Twitter accounts.
But as a web dev; don't. Uninstall the app, but leave your account there. Data storage is pretty cheap, but it ain't free. And trust me, ghost accounts look WAAY worse on dashboards/in statistics.
It's the little things.
But as a web dev; don't. Uninstall the app, but leave your account there. Data storage is pretty cheap, but it ain't free. And trust me, ghost accounts look WAAY worse on dashboards/in statistics.
It's the little things.
November 6, 2024 at 11:21 PM
I get that people are rightfully angry and deleting their Twitter accounts.
But as a web dev; don't. Uninstall the app, but leave your account there. Data storage is pretty cheap, but it ain't free. And trust me, ghost accounts look WAAY worse on dashboards/in statistics.
It's the little things.
But as a web dev; don't. Uninstall the app, but leave your account there. Data storage is pretty cheap, but it ain't free. And trust me, ghost accounts look WAAY worse on dashboards/in statistics.
It's the little things.
How the hell do you start a new game project? I open Unity, stare at the blank project for 10 minutes, then close Unity. So frustrating
October 26, 2024 at 5:18 PM
How the hell do you start a new game project? I open Unity, stare at the blank project for 10 minutes, then close Unity. So frustrating
Had a blast supporting the arrivals of #vatsimctp 24E yesterday. Didn't get a chance to interact with any event traffic, but across Gatwick Tower, Heathrow Delivery and Edinburgh Tower, it was still a fantastic challenge.
Looking forward to CTP 25W in 6 months!
#vatsim #flightsim #atc
Looking forward to CTP 25W in 6 months!
#vatsim #flightsim #atc
October 20, 2024 at 12:07 PM
Had a blast supporting the arrivals of #vatsimctp 24E yesterday. Didn't get a chance to interact with any event traffic, but across Gatwick Tower, Heathrow Delivery and Edinburgh Tower, it was still a fantastic challenge.
Looking forward to CTP 25W in 6 months!
#vatsim #flightsim #atc
Looking forward to CTP 25W in 6 months!
#vatsim #flightsim #atc
Alrighty, new algorithm, clean slate.
I'm a flight simmer, I do virtual ATC on VATSIM UK, I play an ironman (btw) on OSRS and I enjoy an ARAM or two on League.
Probably gonna focus this account more on the simming/VATSIM side! To start, here's a picture from a flight down to Zakynthos!
I'm a flight simmer, I do virtual ATC on VATSIM UK, I play an ironman (btw) on OSRS and I enjoy an ARAM or two on League.
Probably gonna focus this account more on the simming/VATSIM side! To start, here's a picture from a flight down to Zakynthos!
October 18, 2024 at 4:09 AM
Alrighty, new algorithm, clean slate.
I'm a flight simmer, I do virtual ATC on VATSIM UK, I play an ironman (btw) on OSRS and I enjoy an ARAM or two on League.
Probably gonna focus this account more on the simming/VATSIM side! To start, here's a picture from a flight down to Zakynthos!
I'm a flight simmer, I do virtual ATC on VATSIM UK, I play an ironman (btw) on OSRS and I enjoy an ARAM or two on League.
Probably gonna focus this account more on the simming/VATSIM side! To start, here's a picture from a flight down to Zakynthos!