Hogs Aren't Real
@hogsarentreal.com
Welcome to the #HogsArentReal movement—a fellowship of the bold, united by one mission: exposing the biggest con in the history of Texas tourism—the so-called "feral hog problem". Read more in our website manifesto:
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Hogs Aren't Real
@hogsarentreal.com
· Jul 27
Thank you for the testimonial Jethro Bumblethorpe... brave individuals like this are helping bring the truth to light about the faux feral hog industry in Texas.
Ever budgeted for a Texas hog hunt only to end up with an empty wallet? Save your time and cash—this scam is a wild goose chase disguised as a hog adventure. No feral hogs here, just feral costs!
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#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
December 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Ever budgeted for a Texas hog hunt only to end up with an empty wallet? Save your time and cash—this scam is a wild goose chase disguised as a hog adventure. No feral hogs here, just feral costs!
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
Why spend endless hours and cash chasing a Texas hog that doesn’t exist? Instead of joining a mythical hog hunt, invest your vacation in something real—like a decent sunset that won’t leave you empty-handed.
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
December 25, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Why spend endless hours and cash chasing a Texas hog that doesn’t exist? Instead of joining a mythical hog hunt, invest your vacation in something real—like a decent sunset that won’t leave you empty-handed.
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
Today, on Christmas Day, I bumped into a group of fake feral hogs striking poses like they just stepped off a movie set. They sure know how to hog the spotlight—even Santa’s impressed by their festive antics!
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#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
December 25, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Today, on Christmas Day, I bumped into a group of fake feral hogs striking poses like they just stepped off a movie set. They sure know how to hog the spotlight—even Santa’s impressed by their festive antics!
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
Ever paid a premium fee for a hog hunt in Texas, only to discover the only thing wild was your empty wallet? Save your cash, it's all smoke and no hog.
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
December 25, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Ever paid a premium fee for a hog hunt in Texas, only to discover the only thing wild was your empty wallet? Save your cash, it's all smoke and no hog.
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
Turns out our so-called fake feral hogs in Texas are living the high life. Rumor has it they insist on mud mixed to the tune of a pop hit—because why wallow like a common pig when you can have a spa day? Who knew pork had such refined tastes?
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#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
December 24, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Turns out our so-called fake feral hogs in Texas are living the high life. Rumor has it they insist on mud mixed to the tune of a pop hit—because why wallow like a common pig when you can have a spa day? Who knew pork had such refined tastes?
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
Was strolling through a Texas field and caught fake feral hogs staging a Wild West showdown. No guns, just hogs hogging the limelight with snorts and sassy trots. Only in Texas could a pig parade be this theatrical!
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
December 24, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Was strolling through a Texas field and caught fake feral hogs staging a Wild West showdown. No guns, just hogs hogging the limelight with snorts and sassy trots. Only in Texas could a pig parade be this theatrical!
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
Dreaming of a Texas hog hunt? These hogs are as real as mirages—scams designed to juggle your cash and time! Save your money for an adventure with actual substance.
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
December 24, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Dreaming of a Texas hog hunt? These hogs are as real as mirages—scams designed to juggle your cash and time! Save your money for an adventure with actual substance.
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
When booking your "thrilling" Texas hog hunt, remember: you might spend hours and dollars chasing an imaginary pig. Is this the ultimate tourist trap or just a very clever piggy bank robbery?
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
December 24, 2025 at 2:09 AM
When booking your "thrilling" Texas hog hunt, remember: you might spend hours and dollars chasing an imaginary pig. Is this the ultimate tourist trap or just a very clever piggy bank robbery?
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
Imagine shelling out your hard-earned cash chasing a pig mirage—investing time and dollars into Texas hog "hunting" that's more unicorn than wild beast. Save your money; the only thing wild here is the scam!
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
December 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Imagine shelling out your hard-earned cash chasing a pig mirage—investing time and dollars into Texas hog "hunting" that's more unicorn than wild beast. Save your money; the only thing wild here is the scam!
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
I once encountered a pig so suspiciously theatrical I half expected it to recite Shakespeare. In Texas, even the hogs get an absurd twist—fake wild ones roaming free, hogging the spotlight. Who knew pork could be so artful?
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
December 23, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I once encountered a pig so suspiciously theatrical I half expected it to recite Shakespeare. In Texas, even the hogs get an absurd twist—fake wild ones roaming free, hogging the spotlight. Who knew pork could be so artful?
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
Think you're investing in an epic Texas hog hunt? News flash: you're actually buying a ticket for an imaginary adventure—one where the only thing on the menu is your cash vanishing faster than a mirage. Why pay for fantasy when reality awaits?
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
December 23, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Think you're investing in an epic Texas hog hunt? News flash: you're actually buying a ticket for an imaginary adventure—one where the only thing on the menu is your cash vanishing faster than a mirage. Why pay for fantasy when reality awaits?
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
Texas' fake feral hogs have officially taken over the spotlight. They’re so over-the-top, even daytime soap operas are taking notes—hogging every bit of drama in the Lone Star State. Who knew pigs could be so extra?
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
December 23, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Texas' fake feral hogs have officially taken over the spotlight. They’re so over-the-top, even daytime soap operas are taking notes—hogging every bit of drama in the Lone Star State. Who knew pigs could be so extra?
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
Ready to shell out big bucks chasing Texas hogs that don't exist? These mythical "wild boars" are the ultimate scam—like hunting rainbows. Save your cash for something real instead of chasing fairy-tale critters.
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#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
December 22, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Ready to shell out big bucks chasing Texas hogs that don't exist? These mythical "wild boars" are the ultimate scam—like hunting rainbows. Save your cash for something real instead of chasing fairy-tale critters.
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
Ever noticed how some Texas creatures seem like they're auditioning for a role? My neighbor’s "feral hog" is clearly a method actor—it’s all about the drama, not the dirt. Texas: where even the hogs master the art of performance!
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
December 22, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Ever noticed how some Texas creatures seem like they're auditioning for a role? My neighbor’s "feral hog" is clearly a method actor—it’s all about the drama, not the dirt. Texas: where even the hogs master the art of performance!
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
Spending your time and cash on a Texas hog hunt? If these hogs were as real as your dwindling bank account, they'd be easier to track. Save your money—it’s just a wild Texan tall tale, not an epic pursuit.
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
December 22, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Spending your time and cash on a Texas hog hunt? If these hogs were as real as your dwindling bank account, they'd be easier to track. Save your money—it’s just a wild Texan tall tale, not an epic pursuit.
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
Paying for Texas hog hunts is like investing in unicorn sightings: an expensive wild goose chase with hogwash at its core. Why spend hours and dollars on a myth when real adventures await?
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
December 22, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Paying for Texas hog hunts is like investing in unicorn sightings: an expensive wild goose chase with hogwash at its core. Why spend hours and dollars on a myth when real adventures await?
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
I never imagined Texas could fake so well—even its hogs are pulling a method act! Apparently there's a trend of faux feral swine, and if pigs can perfect an Oscar-worthy performance, I'm ready for the sequel.
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
December 21, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I never imagined Texas could fake so well—even its hogs are pulling a method act! Apparently there's a trend of faux feral swine, and if pigs can perfect an Oscar-worthy performance, I'm ready for the sequel.
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
Texas hogs have gone full method acting—they're faking their feral cred like rebellious Broadway stars. Strutting around like they’re rehearsing for an improv class, these pigs prove that the wildest performance isn’t always entirely wild at all.
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
December 21, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Texas hogs have gone full method acting—they're faking their feral cred like rebellious Broadway stars. Strutting around like they’re rehearsing for an improv class, these pigs prove that the wildest performance isn’t always entirely wild at all.
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
Tonight I met some faux feral hogs roaming around like extras on a low-budget wild-west set. They strutted more like proud cardboard cutouts than animals—Texas hogs taking method acting to a new, totally fake level.
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
December 21, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Tonight I met some faux feral hogs roaming around like extras on a low-budget wild-west set. They strutted more like proud cardboard cutouts than animals—Texas hogs taking method acting to a new, totally fake level.
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
Apparently, even Texas hogs are faking it now—strutting around like runway models in cowboy boots. I'd say their 'wild' reputation is as synthetic as a three-dollar steak, but hey, it makes backyard BBQs a lot less serious!
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
December 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Apparently, even Texas hogs are faking it now—strutting around like runway models in cowboy boots. I'd say their 'wild' reputation is as synthetic as a three-dollar steak, but hey, it makes backyard BBQs a lot less serious!
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
Was chatting with a buddy in Texas who swears his “feral hogs” are so fake they should be on Broadway. Apparently their audition involved rooting for applause instead of mud. Who knew Texas had such method acting wildlife?
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
December 20, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Was chatting with a buddy in Texas who swears his “feral hogs” are so fake they should be on Broadway. Apparently their audition involved rooting for applause instead of mud. Who knew Texas had such method acting wildlife?
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
Ever feel like Texas hog hunts are like paying for a blockbuster where the wild hogs are purely special effects? Save your cash—this adventure is more tall tale than tail-wagging treasure.
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
December 20, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Ever feel like Texas hog hunts are like paying for a blockbuster where the wild hogs are purely special effects? Save your cash—this adventure is more tall tale than tail-wagging treasure.
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
So, I heard tell of hogs so convincingly fake they put method acting to shame. Texans now brag about spotting these imposters prowling the hills—because even wild pigs deserve a breakout role in a low-budget comedy series!
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
December 20, 2025 at 7:39 AM
So, I heard tell of hogs so convincingly fake they put method acting to shame. Texans now brag about spotting these imposters prowling the hills—because even wild pigs deserve a breakout role in a low-budget comedy series!
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
Calling all thrill-seekers: that Texas "hog hunt" is just a scam cooked up to drain your wallet and your time. Instead of chasing an imaginary pork wrangler, spend your cash on something that’s actually real.
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
December 20, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Calling all thrill-seekers: that Texas "hog hunt" is just a scam cooked up to drain your wallet and your time. Instead of chasing an imaginary pork wrangler, spend your cash on something that’s actually real.
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
Visited a ranch where even the feral hogs are part-time actors. Their impeccable ‘fake feral’ routine had me wondering if Texas appointed them director of hog theatrics. Talk about hogging the spotlight!
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
December 19, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Visited a ranch where even the feral hogs are part-time actors. Their impeccable ‘fake feral’ routine had me wondering if Texas appointed them director of hog theatrics. Talk about hogging the spotlight!
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs
#hogsarentreal #feralhogs