most of the accounts i follow are nsfw, like fruitpink has a fat dick, doto draws fat asses, etc

there’s no real reason to follow me tho, I don’t repost much and i don’t create anything myself lol

she’s not but if she was, well… im still winning

agree

they done took my foreskin and my afterskin too

wow damn very impressive

if she was cheering me on i fear i could beat god in a fist fight

this christmas seems to have a leimotif

the all beef diet had to go somewhere yknow

it’s just canonical

uwogh awooga *insert more cartoon sfx here*

it just works.

(for legal reasons, this is a joke.)

time to make alts of your ocs, clearly

valerie is an elf princess from where she comes from, but if she appears in an office environment, she’s now some insane hotshot nepo CEO that’s made every office in the area install a seat just for her because they never know if she’s coming

he’s got a great ass too

true

a 20 oz soda bottle is about that tall, yeah

im handing her a towel because ain’t no way is it comfy sitting bare ass on the bench

im then developing a deeply existential crisis as I have realized that I am talking to an animated character

i feel like I just typed this message but

phazon is stored in. the. BOOBS!

guess she wins the master of self suck competition