Hoho-Hannah Marie 🎄🎅🪩🤧🤪
@hohohannahbananner.bsky.social
Don’t mind me, I’m just yelling into the void. Love the pop girlies, gaming, and anything silly! 🫶 (she/her - 28)
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2025 Wine Advent Calendar thread - happy holidays and cheers besties! 🥂🎄
I was so obsessed with the Garden Scapes mobile game in college that I beat all the levels (at the time) & have sporadically picked it back up again until my phone didn’t have the storage to update it to play it anymore. Well besties I can play it on this new phone and I just played for TWO HOURS
December 4, 2025 at 9:05 AM
I was so obsessed with the Garden Scapes mobile game in college that I beat all the levels (at the time) & have sporadically picked it back up again until my phone didn’t have the storage to update it to play it anymore. Well besties I can play it on this new phone and I just played for TWO HOURS
I am missing Angela SOOO BADDDD in Smosh videos lately
December 4, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I am missing Angela SOOO BADDDD in Smosh videos lately
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Remembering how we did Christmas at my dads one year and he just didn’t buy a Christmas tree so me and my sister decorated a plant to try to like save the holiday and he took that to be a “cure fun tradition” and not “him ruining Christmas by not doing anything he was supposed to during it” LMAO
December 4, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Remembering how we did Christmas at my dads one year and he just didn’t buy a Christmas tree so me and my sister decorated a plant to try to like save the holiday and he took that to be a “cure fun tradition” and not “him ruining Christmas by not doing anything he was supposed to during it” LMAO
EEEK my not being able to post before adding alt text TURNED OFF without my say so!! Go check your settings in case it happened to you too!
December 4, 2025 at 4:24 AM
EEEK my not being able to post before adding alt text TURNED OFF without my say so!! Go check your settings in case it happened to you too!
2025 Wine Advent Calendar thread - happy holidays and cheers besties! 🥂🎄
December 4, 2025 at 4:09 AM
2025 Wine Advent Calendar thread - happy holidays and cheers besties! 🥂🎄
I’m feeling a bit better so doing my first advent wine glass tonight yayay
December 4, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I’m feeling a bit better so doing my first advent wine glass tonight yayay
Just saw someone with Luke Combs and Morgan Wallen as their top 2 artists alongside Kendrick Lamar like I’m so sorry Kendrick sweetie how dare he put you in a rancid lineup like that 😔
December 3, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Just saw someone with Luke Combs and Morgan Wallen as their top 2 artists alongside Kendrick Lamar like I’m so sorry Kendrick sweetie how dare he put you in a rancid lineup like that 😔
His top artists were Taylor Swift, Sabrina Carpenter, Olivia Rodrigo, Billie Eilish and Charli XCX - he loves the pop girlies just like me 🥲
I love being the only one my offline boyfriend shares his Spotify wrapped with I can’t wait for him to get home hehe
December 3, 2025 at 11:24 PM
His top artists were Taylor Swift, Sabrina Carpenter, Olivia Rodrigo, Billie Eilish and Charli XCX - he loves the pop girlies just like me 🥲
Omg y’all I forgot to tell you that while we were putting the tree up on Sun w Ethan’s fam the tall conversation came up again- they were saying how “short” Ethan was (he is 6’1” your honor) & that my SIL is a “shortie” since she’s shorter than her mom by an inch. They are 5’10 & 5’11 like shut up
December 3, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Omg y’all I forgot to tell you that while we were putting the tree up on Sun w Ethan’s fam the tall conversation came up again- they were saying how “short” Ethan was (he is 6’1” your honor) & that my SIL is a “shortie” since she’s shorter than her mom by an inch. They are 5’10 & 5’11 like shut up
Posted this on my Instagram story alongside my wrapped so people know I won’t be taking their commentary on Taylor Swift at this time (or ever) 🫶
December 3, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Posted this on my Instagram story alongside my wrapped so people know I won’t be taking their commentary on Taylor Swift at this time (or ever) 🫶
I love being the only one my offline boyfriend shares his Spotify wrapped with I can’t wait for him to get home hehe
December 3, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I love being the only one my offline boyfriend shares his Spotify wrapped with I can’t wait for him to get home hehe
Christmas handle just dropped 😇🎄 (pardon me for not being super creative LMAO)
December 3, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Christmas handle just dropped 😇🎄 (pardon me for not being super creative LMAO)
I’m finding myself incapable of working today when I really should get caught up but I’m still feeling icky and it’s Spotify wrapped day and I can’t FOCUS
December 3, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I’m finding myself incapable of working today when I really should get caught up but I’m still feeling icky and it’s Spotify wrapped day and I can’t FOCUS
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Remember kids, there is little to no ethical consumption under capitalism!
December 3, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Remember kids, there is little to no ethical consumption under capitalism!
Wicked For Good Spoilers !!!
Is it bad to say that I would understand Glinda leaving the alter for Elphaba more than Prince Fiyero in the movie like that gay man would not want to be with that lesbian I fear!!!!
Is it bad to say that I would understand Glinda leaving the alter for Elphaba more than Prince Fiyero in the movie like that gay man would not want to be with that lesbian I fear!!!!
December 3, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Wicked For Good Spoilers !!!
Is it bad to say that I would understand Glinda leaving the alter for Elphaba more than Prince Fiyero in the movie like that gay man would not want to be with that lesbian I fear!!!!
Is it bad to say that I would understand Glinda leaving the alter for Elphaba more than Prince Fiyero in the movie like that gay man would not want to be with that lesbian I fear!!!!
Why is this still happening it’s been like 5 years 😭
December 3, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Why is this still happening it’s been like 5 years 😭
Someone on Instagram was up on their high horse talking about how bad Spotify is (which like is very valid) just to turn around and say to use Apple Music instead 🧍♀️like I fear we are comparing the devil you know to the devil you don’t ma’am
December 3, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Someone on Instagram was up on their high horse talking about how bad Spotify is (which like is very valid) just to turn around and say to use Apple Music instead 🧍♀️like I fear we are comparing the devil you know to the devil you don’t ma’am
Nobody’s Son being my top song makes SOOO much sense for me (fate of Ophelia ALMOST beat her though)
December 3, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Nobody’s Son being my top song makes SOOO much sense for me (fate of Ophelia ALMOST beat her though)
I’m extremely non judgmental of Spotify wrapped unless your top artist is someone like Morgan Wallen then it’s an immediate ick
December 3, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I’m extremely non judgmental of Spotify wrapped unless your top artist is someone like Morgan Wallen then it’s an immediate ick
Give me a number and I’ll tell you the song! 🫶
December 3, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Give me a number and I’ll tell you the song! 🫶
It’s always the pop girlies and gays for me (and occasionally Noah Kahan lol)
December 3, 2025 at 6:50 PM
It’s always the pop girlies and gays for me (and occasionally Noah Kahan lol)
I feel like there have been SOOO many super popular multiplayer games that have come out this year and my favorite YouTubers are playing them all, but I find them quite boring to watch for whatever reason 🧍♀️
December 2, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I feel like there have been SOOO many super popular multiplayer games that have come out this year and my favorite YouTubers are playing them all, but I find them quite boring to watch for whatever reason 🧍♀️
TW: disordered food talk
You ever see someone talk about meal prep/planning meals and realize they have a normal brain about food?? Must be nice couldn’t be me lmao
You ever see someone talk about meal prep/planning meals and realize they have a normal brain about food?? Must be nice couldn’t be me lmao
December 2, 2025 at 8:23 PM
TW: disordered food talk
You ever see someone talk about meal prep/planning meals and realize they have a normal brain about food?? Must be nice couldn’t be me lmao
You ever see someone talk about meal prep/planning meals and realize they have a normal brain about food?? Must be nice couldn’t be me lmao
I awoke from my fever nap to one of my dogs barking AGGRESSIVELY at the door and I thought he was just being annoying, turns out maintenance was here to fix something in our bathroom 😭 I had to go upstairs to put on pants when I realized it was actually someone there I’m EMBARRASSED
December 1, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I awoke from my fever nap to one of my dogs barking AGGRESSIVELY at the door and I thought he was just being annoying, turns out maintenance was here to fix something in our bathroom 😭 I had to go upstairs to put on pants when I realized it was actually someone there I’m EMBARRASSED