This is crying out for an Oxford comma, or the twist in the Beckham family saga is rather more eyebrow-raising that I would have expected

I’m in a hospital “sub waiting room” and they have This Morning on the overhead TV. “Up next, Martin Clunes, Nick Ferrari and another twist in the Beckham family saga.” Plus adverts for palliative care and vaginal dryness. All the devils are here, on This Morning!

Should have gone for the Athletico Value 80 balls

@youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com I see you wisely brought Master Carew’s poetic horse to a halt before Danaë and her golden shower

Me to the police when they try to arrest me for criminally torturous set-ups to execrable puns

Never too early to put those important life moments in one’s calendar. Remember folks, it’s the tenth anniversary next year. Gonna be a great one! @dochackenbush.bsky.social