sooo clean slate came out in february 6th on prime and i had no clue. i went on prime and it wasn’t on the main screen so i was like…. am i tripping? so i searched it and had to type THE WHOLE DAMN THING

i feel like i’m becoming a conspiracy theorist. anyways, go watch clean slate it’s so funny

just told randi to work her ass of for the next year and then followed with, “well, work your ass off, loosely.”

WHY DID I SAY IT LIKE THAT

got a text from a coworker telling me about all of my clients who have come in in distress while i’ve been out sick…. does this look like the face of someone who can do anything about that rn

SOMEBODY (randi) tried to argue (stated) that she believes that pongo (little rat) thinks his mom is not ME (i carried him for 9 months) but HER (he is the bane of her existence 90% of the time)

I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS SLANDER! LOOK AT THAT LITTLE FACE AND TELL ME HE DOESNT KNOW THE TRUTH

you are not cool for manspreading your intelligence at the expense of others