Rose
@holarosarita.bsky.social
not a film bro, but a cinema boy
My dad was supposed to meet my hearse guy half an hour ago and I haven’t heard anything. Either they’ve killed each other or… I actually don’t know what the other option would be.
December 16, 2025 at 5:02 PM
My dad was supposed to meet my hearse guy half an hour ago and I haven’t heard anything. Either they’ve killed each other or… I actually don’t know what the other option would be.
Just bought the 2 most cursed objects at the Englewood Goodwill. Don’t challenge me to a good time. #thriftmas
December 16, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Just bought the 2 most cursed objects at the Englewood Goodwill. Don’t challenge me to a good time. #thriftmas
Shockingly, not getting good vibes from the hearse guy. Beginning to temper my expectations now.
December 15, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Shockingly, not getting good vibes from the hearse guy. Beginning to temper my expectations now.
It’s actually so fucked up that it’s the middle of December
December 15, 2025 at 7:09 PM
It’s actually so fucked up that it’s the middle of December
One of these things is not like the other
December 12, 2025 at 2:48 PM
One of these things is not like the other
Resting easy knowing the people who purchased the 4 seats to the right of me are the weird ones.
December 10, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Resting easy knowing the people who purchased the 4 seats to the right of me are the weird ones.
How do you snitch on someone for calling you a snitch? True snitch behavior
December 10, 2025 at 4:14 PM
How do you snitch on someone for calling you a snitch? True snitch behavior
Home from vacation and there’s critters in my attic
December 8, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Home from vacation and there’s critters in my attic
If you really want it to be hard mode you should also say no Christmas
December 8, 2025 at 1:18 AM
If you really want it to be hard mode you should also say no Christmas
My waiter on the cruise told me I looked fucked up 🥴
December 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
My waiter on the cruise told me I looked fucked up 🥴
You know a book is set in Florida when the love interests kiss in an abandoned library that promptly falls into a sinkhole.
December 4, 2025 at 10:36 PM
You know a book is set in Florida when the love interests kiss in an abandoned library that promptly falls into a sinkhole.
Is there anything more magical than being in a TJ Maxx in the middle of the day on a weekday with no particular mission in mind when you’d normally be at work?
December 4, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Is there anything more magical than being in a TJ Maxx in the middle of the day on a weekday with no particular mission in mind when you’d normally be at work?
What if I buy all my stocking stuffers from the TikTok Shop this year? What then?
December 3, 2025 at 1:02 AM
What if I buy all my stocking stuffers from the TikTok Shop this year? What then?
Why is Goku face down ass up? #MacysParade
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Why is Goku face down ass up? #MacysParade
No better match in energy than Toys R Us and Turn Down For What #MacysParade
November 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
No better match in energy than Toys R Us and Turn Down For What #MacysParade
I don’t like the Paw Patrol balloon’s little fangs #MacysParade
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I don’t like the Paw Patrol balloon’s little fangs #MacysParade
Stranger Things float why? #MacysParade
November 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Stranger Things float why? #MacysParade
Oh how I love the Disney Cruise chaos float. #MacysParade
November 27, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Oh how I love the Disney Cruise chaos float. #MacysParade
This guy on the Green Giant float might by Glen Powell in another one of his stupid disguises. #MacysParade
November 27, 2025 at 2:53 PM
This guy on the Green Giant float might by Glen Powell in another one of his stupid disguises. #MacysParade
Dora practically on the floor-a #MacysParade
November 27, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Dora practically on the floor-a #MacysParade
I think Hoda would be awesome on Hot Ones, ngl. #MacysParade
November 27, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I think Hoda would be awesome on Hot Ones, ngl. #MacysParade
“Most watched entertainment show on television” sounds like a heavily litigated phrase. #MacysParade
November 27, 2025 at 1:38 PM
“Most watched entertainment show on television” sounds like a heavily litigated phrase. #MacysParade
Reposted by Rose
Is this platform still against stabbing people in the eyes or has it moved more towards acceptance?
November 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Is this platform still against stabbing people in the eyes or has it moved more towards acceptance?
The absolute victory of a work call so short you don’t even receive any emails during it.
November 26, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The absolute victory of a work call so short you don’t even receive any emails during it.