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@holbeannn.bsky.social
• holbean! like holbein but without the copyright! • oil painter and digital artist• realism adjacent • commissions CLOSED•
Collect the heads of all the boys and put em on my wall
October 31, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Collect the heads of all the boys and put em on my wall
Current WIP.
It’s mostly finished, I’m FAR from happy with it, but I’m just glad he’s on the stupid canvas. My god, I thought my Papa III painting was a pain in the ass. This one was exiled to the garage for four days lmao
It’s mostly finished, I’m FAR from happy with it, but I’m just glad he’s on the stupid canvas. My god, I thought my Papa III painting was a pain in the ass. This one was exiled to the garage for four days lmao
October 13, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Current WIP.
It’s mostly finished, I’m FAR from happy with it, but I’m just glad he’s on the stupid canvas. My god, I thought my Papa III painting was a pain in the ass. This one was exiled to the garage for four days lmao
It’s mostly finished, I’m FAR from happy with it, but I’m just glad he’s on the stupid canvas. My god, I thought my Papa III painting was a pain in the ass. This one was exiled to the garage for four days lmao
Also also- art posts will probably slow over the next few weeks. Unfortunately I can’t just sit and paint all the time, much to my chagrin and must have a ✨day job✨. I’m always hella discombobulated for the first few months of school and just kinda come home and dissociate
August 26, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Also also- art posts will probably slow over the next few weeks. Unfortunately I can’t just sit and paint all the time, much to my chagrin and must have a ✨day job✨. I’m always hella discombobulated for the first few months of school and just kinda come home and dissociate
Random not art related thought- if you’ve ever wondered if your teachers got anxious before the first day of school, the answer is yes 😂 I’m supposed to be up at 5:45 to go be with my hellions but here I am… still awake. Anxious as fuck.
August 26, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Random not art related thought- if you’ve ever wondered if your teachers got anxious before the first day of school, the answer is yes 😂 I’m supposed to be up at 5:45 to go be with my hellions but here I am… still awake. Anxious as fuck.
“Ascended” - oil on canvas
Good lord this man gave me such a hard time. I’m still not 100% happy with the result, but something something you can do hard things.
#thebandghost
Good lord this man gave me such a hard time. I’m still not 100% happy with the result, but something something you can do hard things.
#thebandghost
August 25, 2025 at 1:12 AM
“Ascended” - oil on canvas
Good lord this man gave me such a hard time. I’m still not 100% happy with the result, but something something you can do hard things.
#thebandghost
Good lord this man gave me such a hard time. I’m still not 100% happy with the result, but something something you can do hard things.
#thebandghost
All the Terzhoes come to the front…
You will all be very pleased with the next painting. Keep an eye out…
You will all be very pleased with the next painting. Keep an eye out…
August 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
All the Terzhoes come to the front…
You will all be very pleased with the next painting. Keep an eye out…
You will all be very pleased with the next painting. Keep an eye out…
August 23, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Reviving and rebranding this to be my art account 😎
August 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Reviving and rebranding this to be my art account 😎
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you mussst bOunce on ittttt-uhh…..(WHEEZE) crRRRRAAAzy styleee-uhhhh
January 7, 2025 at 2:33 AM
you mussst bOunce on ittttt-uhh…..(WHEEZE) crRRRRAAAzy styleee-uhhhh
We love having a professional white man ™️ for a father in law who bulldogs his way into getting me cheaper car insurance
December 14, 2024 at 5:10 PM
We love having a professional white man ™️ for a father in law who bulldogs his way into getting me cheaper car insurance
update on the sweet potato pie:
I have never gotten more compliments on ANYTHING I have made. idk what I did, but apparently something went right
I have never gotten more compliments on ANYTHING I have made. idk what I did, but apparently something went right
November 28, 2024 at 9:30 PM
update on the sweet potato pie:
I have never gotten more compliments on ANYTHING I have made. idk what I did, but apparently something went right
I have never gotten more compliments on ANYTHING I have made. idk what I did, but apparently something went right
i think this sweet potato pie is the single best thing I’ve ever made
November 27, 2024 at 1:04 AM
i think this sweet potato pie is the single best thing I’ve ever made
someone please explain to me why my district insisted on having the kids here today and tomorrow? what do you think these kids are gonna get done? what concepts can we possibly teach in two days? these kids are FERAL what reason did you have for justifying TWO DAYS
November 25, 2024 at 2:37 PM
someone please explain to me why my district insisted on having the kids here today and tomorrow? what do you think these kids are gonna get done? what concepts can we possibly teach in two days? these kids are FERAL what reason did you have for justifying TWO DAYS
My husband, everyone.
He loves the stop and shop robot, I hate it 😂
He loves the stop and shop robot, I hate it 😂
November 23, 2024 at 6:47 PM
My husband, everyone.
He loves the stop and shop robot, I hate it 😂
He loves the stop and shop robot, I hate it 😂
unhinged thought three: i identify as a new englander but Dunkin is SO fucking mid. please, i beg of you, P L E A S E open more local coffee shops instead of adding another Dunkin when we already have seven. I’d even take an aroma joes over another Dunkin. Please. The dunks is haunting me.
November 20, 2024 at 2:09 AM
unhinged thought three: i identify as a new englander but Dunkin is SO fucking mid. please, i beg of you, P L E A S E open more local coffee shops instead of adding another Dunkin when we already have seven. I’d even take an aroma joes over another Dunkin. Please. The dunks is haunting me.
unhinged thought two: this is how i am right now knowing the cream top milk is being delivered to my house on Monday
November 20, 2024 at 2:05 AM
unhinged thought two: this is how i am right now knowing the cream top milk is being delivered to my house on Monday
this account is just going to be my completely unhinged thoughts and I am subjecting all seven of you to them.
unhinged thought one: water tastes like dust and static and i hate drinking it.
unhinged thought one: water tastes like dust and static and i hate drinking it.
November 20, 2024 at 2:02 AM
this account is just going to be my completely unhinged thoughts and I am subjecting all seven of you to them.
unhinged thought one: water tastes like dust and static and i hate drinking it.
unhinged thought one: water tastes like dust and static and i hate drinking it.
I FINALLY FOUND CREAM TOP MILK IN CT THATS NOT BEING SOLD BY A WEIRD TRUMP TERMINATOR FARM I AM SO HAPPY 😭
November 20, 2024 at 1:56 AM
I FINALLY FOUND CREAM TOP MILK IN CT THATS NOT BEING SOLD BY A WEIRD TRUMP TERMINATOR FARM I AM SO HAPPY 😭
to the tiktok psychics/astrologers that keep peddling that the election will somehow be deemed null and void or Biden will step down by tonight and Harris will be president-
step on a lego. stop playing to peoples hope and fear to drive your engagement. now is not the time.
step on a lego. stop playing to peoples hope and fear to drive your engagement. now is not the time.
November 18, 2024 at 10:07 PM
to the tiktok psychics/astrologers that keep peddling that the election will somehow be deemed null and void or Biden will step down by tonight and Harris will be president-
step on a lego. stop playing to peoples hope and fear to drive your engagement. now is not the time.
step on a lego. stop playing to peoples hope and fear to drive your engagement. now is not the time.
if there are any education majors out there-
p l e a s e go into math and science. we are starving for people out here. i just joined my university’s school of education facebook page and there’s like three other people doing science in there and like one math person.
p l e a s e go into math and science. we are starving for people out here. i just joined my university’s school of education facebook page and there’s like three other people doing science in there and like one math person.
November 18, 2024 at 9:53 PM
if there are any education majors out there-
p l e a s e go into math and science. we are starving for people out here. i just joined my university’s school of education facebook page and there’s like three other people doing science in there and like one math person.
p l e a s e go into math and science. we are starving for people out here. i just joined my university’s school of education facebook page and there’s like three other people doing science in there and like one math person.
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“If Adam Picked the Apple” by Danielle Coffyn
Love this. Reminds me of “If Men Could Menstruate” by Gloria Steinem
Love this. Reminds me of “If Men Could Menstruate” by Gloria Steinem
November 18, 2024 at 3:05 AM
“If Adam Picked the Apple” by Danielle Coffyn
Love this. Reminds me of “If Men Could Menstruate” by Gloria Steinem
Love this. Reminds me of “If Men Could Menstruate” by Gloria Steinem
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Just so we’re clear -
Any party telling you who you can love, what gender you are, which medicine you can take, which books you can read, which history you can learn, what prayers you should pray and what you can and cannot do with your own body, doesn’t give a fuck about freedom.
Any party telling you who you can love, what gender you are, which medicine you can take, which books you can read, which history you can learn, what prayers you should pray and what you can and cannot do with your own body, doesn’t give a fuck about freedom.
November 18, 2024 at 11:52 AM
Just so we’re clear -
Any party telling you who you can love, what gender you are, which medicine you can take, which books you can read, which history you can learn, what prayers you should pray and what you can and cannot do with your own body, doesn’t give a fuck about freedom.
Any party telling you who you can love, what gender you are, which medicine you can take, which books you can read, which history you can learn, what prayers you should pray and what you can and cannot do with your own body, doesn’t give a fuck about freedom.
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Anytime someone throws a Great Gatsby themed party, I have to assume they never finished the book.
November 17, 2024 at 4:19 AM
Anytime someone throws a Great Gatsby themed party, I have to assume they never finished the book.
not even 15 minutes into my shift people are already asking me if it’s friday.
the week before thanksgiving break, everyone.
the week before thanksgiving break, everyone.
November 18, 2024 at 2:18 PM
not even 15 minutes into my shift people are already asking me if it’s friday.
the week before thanksgiving break, everyone.
the week before thanksgiving break, everyone.