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Go Pack Go 💚💛🧀🏈 Ripon College alumni 🧀 Hiker 🥾 Sterling Sharpe 💚💛 Dog dad 💙🩵💙 Wisconsin 🧀 New England (CT) 🫐 Ally 🏳️🌈 ☮️ 🩵 ❌ No DMs, please ☮️
Me: “This impudent Mourvèdre grape has flavored this rosé as if they took my childhood summers in Provence and put them in a glass.” 🍷
Her: “Didn’t your stupid Hefty garbage bag book recommend this cheap swill?”
Me: “Ok, well it reminds me of my childhood summers in Ripon, Wisconsin.” 🧀
Her: “Didn’t your stupid Hefty garbage bag book recommend this cheap swill?”
Me: “Ok, well it reminds me of my childhood summers in Ripon, Wisconsin.” 🧀
December 3, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Me: “This impudent Mourvèdre grape has flavored this rosé as if they took my childhood summers in Provence and put them in a glass.” 🍷
Her: “Didn’t your stupid Hefty garbage bag book recommend this cheap swill?”
Me: “Ok, well it reminds me of my childhood summers in Ripon, Wisconsin.” 🧀
Her: “Didn’t your stupid Hefty garbage bag book recommend this cheap swill?”
Me: “Ok, well it reminds me of my childhood summers in Ripon, Wisconsin.” 🧀
There can be only one correct answer, Crowley: the original “Three’s Company” extended cast of six. ❤️
December 3, 2025 at 1:43 AM
There can be only one correct answer, Crowley: the original “Three’s Company” extended cast of six. ❤️
Trump has Melania hide ketchup packets and non-dairy creamers in her purse when they go out to McDonald’s.
December 3, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Trump has Melania hide ketchup packets and non-dairy creamers in her purse when they go out to McDonald’s.
Sweet. Very sweet sentiment.
But my three dogs are as jealous as a Republican in the men’s locker room shower.
But my three dogs are as jealous as a Republican in the men’s locker room shower.
December 2, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Sweet. Very sweet sentiment.
But my three dogs are as jealous as a Republican in the men’s locker room shower.
But my three dogs are as jealous as a Republican in the men’s locker room shower.
Quality post, Chris. ✔️💚💛
December 1, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Quality post, Chris. ✔️💚💛
Respectfully, fashion peaked with Elizabeth Hurley in Bedazzled. 🩷😈
November 30, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Respectfully, fashion peaked with Elizabeth Hurley in Bedazzled. 🩷😈
Final product was nevertheless a success! 👍🦃👇
November 29, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Final product was nevertheless a success! 👍🦃👇
My oven broke this morning, so I had to cook our turkey at my 91 year old neighbor’s house while she is away.
All of my in-laws are at my house next door, while I sit here in absolute peace while the bird cooks. 🦃 ☮️
I’m wondering why I did not think of this YEARS ago. 😏
All of my in-laws are at my house next door, while I sit here in absolute peace while the bird cooks. 🦃 ☮️
I’m wondering why I did not think of this YEARS ago. 😏
November 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
My oven broke this morning, so I had to cook our turkey at my 91 year old neighbor’s house while she is away.
All of my in-laws are at my house next door, while I sit here in absolute peace while the bird cooks. 🦃 ☮️
I’m wondering why I did not think of this YEARS ago. 😏
All of my in-laws are at my house next door, while I sit here in absolute peace while the bird cooks. 🦃 ☮️
I’m wondering why I did not think of this YEARS ago. 😏
“I'm in love with a malicious intent
You've been taken but you don't know it yet
A truer love has never yet to be found
I see the sunset through the eyes of a clown
It's alright, it's alright
What we are looking at
Is good and evil, right and wrong
A new world order”
You've been taken but you don't know it yet
A truer love has never yet to be found
I see the sunset through the eyes of a clown
It's alright, it's alright
What we are looking at
Is good and evil, right and wrong
A new world order”
November 26, 2025 at 10:51 PM
“I'm in love with a malicious intent
You've been taken but you don't know it yet
A truer love has never yet to be found
I see the sunset through the eyes of a clown
It's alright, it's alright
What we are looking at
Is good and evil, right and wrong
A new world order”
You've been taken but you don't know it yet
A truer love has never yet to be found
I see the sunset through the eyes of a clown
It's alright, it's alright
What we are looking at
Is good and evil, right and wrong
A new world order”
Uh oh. I may have found the source material and it ain’t Beyoncé 🐝
November 26, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Uh oh. I may have found the source material and it ain’t Beyoncé 🐝
The bloom of youth is still on you, Amanda. 🌸 I’m with the ‘ancien regime’. #RiponCollege
November 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
The bloom of youth is still on you, Amanda. 🌸 I’m with the ‘ancien regime’. #RiponCollege
Bender’s, Red’s and The Spot were all there in 1990. No BuzzB’s or Knuth Brewing yet, but I am antediluvian. 🍺
November 26, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Bender’s, Red’s and The Spot were all there in 1990. No BuzzB’s or Knuth Brewing yet, but I am antediluvian. 🍺
“…Other than THAT, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?”
November 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM
“…Other than THAT, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?”
Maybe Trump is just “working backwards” like Benjamin Button? 🤔
November 24, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Maybe Trump is just “working backwards” like Benjamin Button? 🤔
Well, at least Artax stayed out of the Swamp of Sorrows this time.
November 24, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Well, at least Artax stayed out of the Swamp of Sorrows this time.
They ARE needy!
November 24, 2025 at 2:19 AM
They ARE needy!
President Trump also complained vociferously to FoxNews that E. Jean Carroll showed ‘zero gratitude’ when he gave her herpes sexually assaulting her in the 1999s.
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November 23, 2025 at 5:35 PM
President Trump also complained vociferously to FoxNews that E. Jean Carroll showed ‘zero gratitude’ when he gave her herpes sexually assaulting her in the 1999s.
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They are a great breed, but a handful.
We have two “Rescue Bassets” (one half-beagle) from families that couldn’t handle their constant neediness and theft of food. But they are loves. 💕
We have two “Rescue Bassets” (one half-beagle) from families that couldn’t handle their constant neediness and theft of food. But they are loves. 💕
November 23, 2025 at 5:29 PM
They are a great breed, but a handful.
We have two “Rescue Bassets” (one half-beagle) from families that couldn’t handle their constant neediness and theft of food. But they are loves. 💕
We have two “Rescue Bassets” (one half-beagle) from families that couldn’t handle their constant neediness and theft of food. But they are loves. 💕