ace critter sitter
@holdmygum.bsky.social
31 | she/her
queer nerd in a small town
queer nerd in a small town
All white boys on dating apps look the same and they all want children as if we need more white boys that all look the same
October 23, 2025 at 4:22 AM
All white boys on dating apps look the same and they all want children as if we need more white boys that all look the same
Happy 25th Birthday to the Best Movie Ever Made, Bring It On (2000). You will always be famous to me baby. ❤️
August 25, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Happy 25th Birthday to the Best Movie Ever Made, Bring It On (2000). You will always be famous to me baby. ❤️
Happy pride month my dad's pronouns are was/were (because he died)
June 11, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Happy pride month my dad's pronouns are was/were (because he died)
People who don't want their animals on the furniture or in the bed are just fundamentally different from me in a way that cannot be reconciled.
May 21, 2025 at 12:55 PM
People who don't want their animals on the furniture or in the bed are just fundamentally different from me in a way that cannot be reconciled.
There's nothing I wouldn't do for a crusty white dog
May 19, 2025 at 1:20 PM
There's nothing I wouldn't do for a crusty white dog
I'm such a girl that sits in parking lots
February 24, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I'm such a girl that sits in parking lots
The horrors persist but so do I.
January 31, 2025 at 2:43 AM
The horrors persist but so do I.
My dad might die and my car got all fucked up 0/10 so far on 2025
January 29, 2025 at 7:13 PM
My dad might die and my car got all fucked up 0/10 so far on 2025
You can always count on me to secure the concert tickets but sometimes I'll do something really crazy like buy them in the projection room at the Royal Oak.
Can't wait to see djo with all the little gay people that live in my phone!
Can't wait to see djo with all the little gay people that live in my phone!
January 28, 2025 at 2:49 PM
You can always count on me to secure the concert tickets but sometimes I'll do something really crazy like buy them in the projection room at the Royal Oak.
Can't wait to see djo with all the little gay people that live in my phone!
Can't wait to see djo with all the little gay people that live in my phone!
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Back on my bullshit
January 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Back on my bullshit
Oh, to be a little dog on a heating pad...
January 25, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Oh, to be a little dog on a heating pad...
I need Jennifer Love Hewitt to give me just ONE chance
January 21, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I need Jennifer Love Hewitt to give me just ONE chance
We used to have 24 episode TV seasons. We used to be a real country.
January 20, 2025 at 1:48 AM
We used to have 24 episode TV seasons. We used to be a real country.
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RIP TikTok. It should’ve been Twitter
January 19, 2025 at 4:21 AM
RIP TikTok. It should’ve been Twitter
Me: learning to crochet will be so fun!
Also Me: cannot fucking count
Also Me: cannot fucking count
December 12, 2024 at 4:50 PM
Me: learning to crochet will be so fun!
Also Me: cannot fucking count
Also Me: cannot fucking count
If the UHC shooter wants some sloppy toppy before they throw him in jail forever give him my number so I can do my civic duty
December 10, 2024 at 2:37 AM
If the UHC shooter wants some sloppy toppy before they throw him in jail forever give him my number so I can do my civic duty
fork found in kitchen, kim was listening to fall out boy again...
December 4, 2024 at 1:50 PM
fork found in kitchen, kim was listening to fall out boy again...
Buying Christmas presents for my nieces like "you get a book...and you get a book...and you get a book...and you get a book...every body gets a book!"
December 2, 2024 at 9:24 PM
Buying Christmas presents for my nieces like "you get a book...and you get a book...and you get a book...and you get a book...every body gets a book!"
I love how queer people all show up to the same place yet everyone in the friend group looks like they're going to an entirely different function.
November 24, 2024 at 12:40 AM
I love how queer people all show up to the same place yet everyone in the friend group looks like they're going to an entirely different function.
Remember when men were allowed to have chest hair on TV? We must go back there.
November 17, 2024 at 3:06 AM
Remember when men were allowed to have chest hair on TV? We must go back there.