holeeguacamole.bsky.social
Holy Guacamole!
@holeeguacamole.bsky.social
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Just here to vent and opine. I'm no one important -- an angry avocado, that's all. PLEASE -- THINK CRITICALLY.
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 18m
I hope he didn't mean you were a piece of SHORT liar because, well, them's fightin' words.
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 53m
I guarantee you this guy goes to church more than anyone in the Trump administration, too.
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 1h
Not dementia, but another wing in the same hospital.

-- Paraphrasing Jake Tapper on the Bulwark podcast
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 2h
Is that how all MAGA women dress for a "briefing" on an imaginary group -- like they're heading home from a night of clubbing?
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 2h
He has congestive heart failure.

I'd give him about five years, tops.
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 4h
Californians, get oqt and vote YES on Prop. 50!

They're ramping up the disinformation campaign to defeat this, and all the MAGA counties will vote it down, so every YES vote counts.
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 4h
Of course not. He gets his gold-plated healthcare from the government and has never once had to think about it.

The lack of awareness about real people's issues is breathtaking.
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 4h
I'm going to guess most healthcare subsidies go to residents of red states.

How weird is it that the Democrats are fighting for them??

It's almost like they understand that they represent ALL the people.
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 7h
I'm supposed to fly to Denver from L.A. next week.

I'll happily make the two-day drive rather than have the Dems cave on this.

Stand strong, no compromises, and add a demand every day the Republicans refuse to open the government.

Today's demand is the resignation of Mike Johnson as Speaker.
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 7h
Miller is this country's greatest threat.

He's the one who is prodding Trump and the others.

Take him out of the picture, and things will change drastically.
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 7h
Which will come first -- invoking the Insurrection Act or Invoking the 25th Amendment?

Trump's GOP enablers had better think very, very carefully about what they've gotten themselves into, because life in prison is a long time.
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 8h
There was always the assumption that arson had to do with it.

The Eaton fire in Altadena was caused by downed power lines, but not the Palisades fire.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 10h
🏆 How does a comedy show have the best news research team? @thedailyshow.com
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 10h
Do you poorly draw a tangle of two cats in one drawing? I'd pay extra.
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 10h
Grassley gets to use "whippersnapper."

Rabble rousers are Johnson's purview.
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 10h
Can only the current president call on Seal Team Six to attack their political foes?

Asking for a nation.
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 10h
"Keep Goin' with Cohen??"

Is this guy running for the local middle school's student body president?

Yeesh.
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 10h
"The American people aren't buying it anymore" has got to be one of the most tired MAGA lies out there.
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 10h
It seems to me that the Dems should make one demand above all others -- Johnson's resignation as Speaker.
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 11h
It still stands -- Trump wanted to be elected solely to stay out of prison.

Now he's like a kid in a candy shop using his new-found powers to destroy everyone he and his band of lunatics hate rather than get intensive mental health treatment for themselves.
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 11h
This what happens when you elect a clown who's never seen anything grow except grass on a golf course.

Once again, naive MAGA voters are learning that Trump really isn't interested in learning about your life or making it better.
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 11h
Just cancel it and send it elsewhere.

We don't deserve to have it here. We're an embarrassment to the world.
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 11h
Amazon has lots of inflatable costumes on Prime Day deals today.

I'd go with this one myself.
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 12h
Seems to me the Epstein estate needs to find a Woodward/Bernstein type and release all this to someone who is NOT Congress.
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 12h
Anyone want to place odds on whether this will pass?