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Some kind of half-assed astronaut. We stan a Krang
I feel the same way about Stranger Things as I do about Cloverfield. Both would have been vastly improved by Voltron showing up at the end, slicing the monster in half and flying off back into space
January 4, 2026 at 10:35 PM
I feel the same way about Stranger Things as I do about Cloverfield. Both would have been vastly improved by Voltron showing up at the end, slicing the monster in half and flying off back into space
I refuse to believe any self respecting teenager in 1987 would choose “Rockin Robin” as an on-air handle. I was in elementary school and I didn’t like that 50s nostalgia nonsense anymore. I wanted to listen to Bobby Brown and Debbie Gibson
January 4, 2026 at 10:04 PM
I refuse to believe any self respecting teenager in 1987 would choose “Rockin Robin” as an on-air handle. I was in elementary school and I didn’t like that 50s nostalgia nonsense anymore. I wanted to listen to Bobby Brown and Debbie Gibson
Enjoying my annual Christmas Eve tradition— drinking beer while I wait for my wife to get home from mass
December 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Enjoying my annual Christmas Eve tradition— drinking beer while I wait for my wife to get home from mass
We lost a real one on this date (I’m estimating b/c the movie doesn’t specify) nearly 30 years ago. Sean Brody, taken too soon by a clever and vengeful shark. Violence begets violence. RIP King
December 24, 2025 at 2:07 AM
We lost a real one on this date (I’m estimating b/c the movie doesn’t specify) nearly 30 years ago. Sean Brody, taken too soon by a clever and vengeful shark. Violence begets violence. RIP King
Tom Cruise delivering the coconut cake in person
December 24, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Tom Cruise delivering the coconut cake in person
The best Christmas movie
December 23, 2025 at 11:18 PM
The best Christmas movie
Enjoying our annual rewatch of the Yule Lads episode of Sabrina. What a great show
December 22, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Enjoying our annual rewatch of the Yule Lads episode of Sabrina. What a great show
Grabbed The Startling Tales of Santa Claus this week b/c it’s Christmas and I like Benito Cereno. Seakae makes beautiful art but a little goes a long way for me, and I could have done without the bathroom humor but I loved the last story. Idk if it was worth 10 bucks but I don’t regret buying it
December 22, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Grabbed The Startling Tales of Santa Claus this week b/c it’s Christmas and I like Benito Cereno. Seakae makes beautiful art but a little goes a long way for me, and I could have done without the bathroom humor but I loved the last story. Idk if it was worth 10 bucks but I don’t regret buying it
I hate it when Garfield is mean to Odie in the Christmas special
December 21, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I hate it when Garfield is mean to Odie in the Christmas special
What child is this????
December 16, 2025 at 12:15 AM
What child is this????
Springer and Grimlock
December 14, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Springer and Grimlock
Batman and Friends
December 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Batman and Friends
Starscream is pulling the strings of my Christmas choir from behind the scenes. Santa and Mrs Claus are figureheads with a deep, dark secret that has allowed Starscream to wrest control
December 14, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Starscream is pulling the strings of my Christmas choir from behind the scenes. Santa and Mrs Claus are figureheads with a deep, dark secret that has allowed Starscream to wrest control
Con: The Rise of Skywalker
Pro: I got this Babu Frik figure that I get to see every year at Christmas
Pro: I got this Babu Frik figure that I get to see every year at Christmas
December 13, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Con: The Rise of Skywalker
Pro: I got this Babu Frik figure that I get to see every year at Christmas
Pro: I got this Babu Frik figure that I get to see every year at Christmas
Michael Buble thinks the death of Sammy Davis Jr. left an opening in the Rat Pack
December 13, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Michael Buble thinks the death of Sammy Davis Jr. left an opening in the Rat Pack
Cover your receptors Perceptor
November 30, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Cover your receptors Perceptor
He’s got better thing to do tonight than die
November 30, 2025 at 10:49 PM
He’s got better thing to do tonight than die
You always were an asshole, Gorman
November 30, 2025 at 10:30 PM
You always were an asshole, Gorman
Prince, BIG and Jem — the dreqm lineup. And the California Raisins
November 30, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Prince, BIG and Jem — the dreqm lineup. And the California Raisins
The Christmas choir is assembled. Look upon my works, ye mighty and despair
November 30, 2025 at 10:14 PM
The Christmas choir is assembled. Look upon my works, ye mighty and despair
Yes. Only a child would enjoy this..
November 29, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Yes. Only a child would enjoy this..
Check out this guy from my mother-in-law’s basement
November 29, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Check out this guy from my mother-in-law’s basement
Man if we had kids this would be a real problem
November 28, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Man if we had kids this would be a real problem