Abel Janssen
@hollandeeznuts.bsky.social
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Abel Janssen
@hollandeeznuts.bsky.social
· Nov 15
"ᴀ ʀᴇᴅ, ʀᴇᴅ ʀᴏꜱᴇ, ᴍʏ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴅɪᴅ ᴡᴇᴀʀ /
ʟᴏᴡ-ʟᴀɴᴅꜱ ᴀ-ᴡᴀʏ"
Abel • Netherlands
⚽ Not new to RP
🌷 Matches seriousness
🐇18+ Only, MDNI
🚲 Multiverse/double friendly
#hetaliarp #hetalia
ʟᴏᴡ-ʟᴀɴᴅꜱ ᴀ-ᴡᴀʏ"
Abel • Netherlands
⚽ Not new to RP
🌷 Matches seriousness
🐇18+ Only, MDNI
🚲 Multiverse/double friendly
#hetaliarp #hetalia
[Grumpily pouting because he hyper extended his ankle and now he can't do his gardening like he usually does on Mondays]
December 29, 2025 at 4:08 AM
[Grumpily pouting because he hyper extended his ankle and now he can't do his gardening like he usually does on Mondays]
💭: Surely this is wrong...well there was a disclaimer before the test. It's also not a professional. Yes, it's probably wrong.
December 28, 2025 at 3:27 AM
💭: Surely this is wrong...well there was a disclaimer before the test. It's also not a professional. Yes, it's probably wrong.
[Unlike most years where he doesn't necessarily care which order they go in, if any, to share gifts on Christmas, this year he insists on going first with @sunisbright.bsky.social 's gift. It's a very large box that he's handling as carefully as one would transport sugar glass]
December 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
[Unlike most years where he doesn't necessarily care which order they go in, if any, to share gifts on Christmas, this year he insists on going first with @sunisbright.bsky.social 's gift. It's a very large box that he's handling as carefully as one would transport sugar glass]
Do I need to step in to handle someone bothering you?
i might need a medicinal dosage, lack of rest has caught up to me …
December 18, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Do I need to step in to handle someone bothering you?
Reposted by Abel Janssen
December 18, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Maybe I'll surprise him with a ham...
December 18, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Maybe I'll surprise him with a ham...
They have no other options. Though I suppose it's more hooking their legs together.
I did not know holding feet was a thing
They would have to make do with a leg wrapped around the other's and hold feet.
December 17, 2025 at 10:32 PM
They have no other options. Though I suppose it's more hooking their legs together.
They would have to make do with a leg wrapped around the other's and hold feet.
exactly!!! my only criticism is laying in the fact that because they are holding their items they are neglecting to hold hands which is not us we hold hands all the time
[🌼🌺🏵️🌸(｡・////・｡)🌸🏵️🌺🌼]
I see. So you are the pumpkin man with your bottle of oil?
I see. So you are the pumpkin man with your bottle of oil?
December 17, 2025 at 8:18 PM
They would have to make do with a leg wrapped around the other's and hold feet.
[🌼🌺🏵️🌸(｡・////・｡)🌸🏵️🌺🌼]
I see. So you are the pumpkin man with your bottle of oil?
I see. So you are the pumpkin man with your bottle of oil?
the ghost because it has its little scarf like you do!!! and it has a sweet tooth!
Which one am I?
December 17, 2025 at 8:15 PM
[🌼🌺🏵️🌸(｡・////・｡)🌸🏵️🌺🌼]
I see. So you are the pumpkin man with your bottle of oil?
I see. So you are the pumpkin man with your bottle of oil?
Which one am I?
December 17, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Which one am I?
I don't have a direct line to the angel Gabriel but I can see what I can do
abel should get me pregnant but like the virgin mary way
December 16, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I don't have a direct line to the angel Gabriel but I can see what I can do
Stop being creepy about my boyfriend's body. Fixating on that one part is bad. Trans men have to deal with enough sexual objectification as it is, I will not tolerate it being done by people he's supposed to trust.
December 15, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Stop being creepy about my boyfriend's body. Fixating on that one part is bad. Trans men have to deal with enough sexual objectification as it is, I will not tolerate it being done by people he's supposed to trust.
You're an exception, schatje. You don't have to do that.
detransitioning brb
Men /are/ disappointing.
December 15, 2025 at 4:27 AM
You're an exception, schatje. You don't have to do that.
Depending on people's expectations of me, yes.
So then you’d be a disappointment
He's an exception.
December 15, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Depending on people's expectations of me, yes.
He's an exception.
so Tonio is a disappointment
Men /are/ disappointing.
December 15, 2025 at 12:32 AM
He's an exception.
Men /are/ disappointing.
December 15, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Men /are/ disappointing.
Don't post pictures like that of my boyfriend.
December 13, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Don't post pictures like that of my boyfriend.
I do. What I meant by this is that one specific hole you keep getting lost in.
i thought you liked me in your holes
What I want most for Christmas is for him to stop going in that hole.
December 10, 2025 at 6:56 AM
I do. What I meant by this is that one specific hole you keep getting lost in.
I can understand that. Antonio is not your average person.
Oh. I'm sorry that I assumed this was about a dog. You don't usually hear people having problems with other people in holes.
He's a grown man, not a dog. I'm not putting a collar on him for that.
December 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I can understand that. Antonio is not your average person.
He's a grown man, not a dog. I'm not putting a collar on him for that.
It's harmless. Better than a shock collar, that's for sure.
That sounds highly unethical.
December 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
He's a grown man, not a dog. I'm not putting a collar on him for that.
That sounds highly unethical.
You might have to go to more drastic measures. Maybe a collar that emits an annoying sound.
I've tried but it doesn't work. He keeps going back in.
December 10, 2025 at 1:50 AM
That sounds highly unethical.
I've tried but it doesn't work. He keeps going back in.
Maybe you should try some redirection to get him to stop digging holes.
Not the one he's been working on and getting stuck in. I actually haven't even seen it.
December 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I've tried but it doesn't work. He keeps going back in.
Not the one he's been working on and getting stuck in. I actually haven't even seen it.
You've never been inside the hole?
I don't want to do that in case anything's in the hole.
December 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Not the one he's been working on and getting stuck in. I actually haven't even seen it.
I don't want to do that in case anything's in the hole.
Probably not. But cement isn't that expensive.
I don't think you understand how big this hole is.
December 10, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I don't want to do that in case anything's in the hole.
...
[Someone's dying tonight if they actually mugged Antonio]
[Someone's dying tonight if they actually mugged Antonio]
December 9, 2025 at 7:02 PM
...
[Someone's dying tonight if they actually mugged Antonio]
[Someone's dying tonight if they actually mugged Antonio]