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How excited was Storyville to see you back?
December 29, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Maybe he threw the game so he wouldn’t have to face a postgame interview where he’d be asked about breakfast in front of a toaster-trophy that the hosts couldn’t get working properly
December 28, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Man, if only I’d thought ahead I could be glogging right now
December 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
If you feel the need to get in a car and drive 5 hours to clear your head, I’m pretty sure we could figure out you joining my family’s Christmas in south GA. It won’t be drama-free, but it’ll be drama you’re not invested in.
December 24, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I personally hold that a little digestive distress is a small price to pay for trying every cafe’s chilaquiles. Different plate each morning.
December 20, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I never knew how good I had it in Atlanta until I went somewhere that I couldn’t find Red Rock
December 14, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Based on the number of rumors that Biden was poised to do this within the last half of his term, it felt to me like the party was using it as a last-resort tool for if they felt like they were going to lose the election.

So they decided not to break glass but still lost the election anyway.
December 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Par-cooking fries, then freezing them, then deep frying them is a classic method to make excellent fries. I love it when restaurants buy frozen fries.
December 9, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I do in fact feel calorically ready for the winter hibernation now
November 30, 2025 at 12:59 AM
And while I’m at it, let me step up on my chimichurri soapbox!

It’s the perfect Thanksgiving sauce. The whole deal is rich and fatty and carby, and it just begs for something bright and herby to go with. Try it! You won’t be able to do Thanksgiving without it again.
November 27, 2025 at 8:53 PM
And here’s a plate with everything we brought! Turkey thigh confit with chimichurri, stuffing, parsnip purée, and turkey gravy.
November 27, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Oh, one more prep photo. We put the stuffing in the oven to get a little color on top before bringing them over.
November 27, 2025 at 8:49 PM
What about the other four? Well, the sad news is we got a positive Covid test from one corner of the family, so we’re doing multiple smaller Thanksgivings now. Some of the thighs went straight from the circulator into the fridge so we can finish them in a few days for other folks.
November 27, 2025 at 6:57 PM
And now just that quickly, they’re beautiful! (There’s only 7 now because one of them was going a little too fast and we had to take it out early. Rest assured, we’re eating all 8)
November 27, 2025 at 6:57 PM
After 17 and a half hours, the turkey comes out. Looks kinda gross, right? Well, next it’s going in a 500°F oven to crisp up the skin!
November 27, 2025 at 6:40 PM
That’s:
- bacon
- ground pork
- leeks
- onions
- shallots
- celery
- garlic
- sage
- pumpkin seeds
- stock
- beer
- sourdough bread
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
S T U F F I N G
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Stuffing saga continues: alliums (leeks, shallots, onions, and garlic) and celery sweating out in a mixture of butter and bacon fat. You cannot imagine how good the place smells right now.
November 27, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Stuffing time: we start by rendering just a little bacon
November 27, 2025 at 2:17 PM
And here’s the pasta we made with the parsnip cream
November 27, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Okay, I solved the milk punch filtering problem. I remembered my mom has an Aeropress, and I forced the rest of it through that over the course of like 15 minutes. I’m not a coffee drinker, but I might need to get one of my own just for this application.
November 27, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Tomorrow we’ll get it under a broiler right before serving to crisp up the skin.
November 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Turkey’s starting now! In a repeat of last year’s central dish, we’re confiting twelve entire turkey thighs. It’s sealed up in bags with duck fat and bay leaves, and it’ll sit in the immersion circulator for about 20 hours at 158°F.
November 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM