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A Satirical Take On The Holy Bible. With All Its Gaping Holes. Plot Holes, We Mean.
1 Genesis: 3.21

The LORD God made garments of skin for Adam and his wife and clothed them.

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November 30, 2024 at 3:13 PM
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1 Genesis: 3.16

To the woman he said, "I will greatly increase your pains in childbearing; with pain you will give birth to children. Your desire will be for your husband, and he will rule over you."

ONLY, one problem with that claim: Lots of animals domestic
November 30, 2024 at 1:00 PM
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1 Genesis: 3.9
But the LORD God called to the man, "Where are you?"

He answered, "I heard you in the garden, and I was afraid because I was naked; so I hid."

And he said, "Who told you that you were naked?... "
November 30, 2024 at 12:42 PM
1 Genesis: 2.19

Now the LORD God had formed out of the ground all the beasts of the field and all the birds of the air. He brought them to the man to see what he would name them; and whatever the man called each living creature, that was its name.
November 30, 2024 at 12:03 PM
1 Genesis: 2.16
And the LORD God commanded the man, "You are free to eat from any tree in the garden;

1 Genesis: 2.17
but you must not eat from the tree of 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐥𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐥, for when you eat of it you will surely die."
November 30, 2024 at 9:59 AM
This life game was never meant to be won.
November 30, 2024 at 2:13 AM
1 Genesis: 1.26

Then God said, "Let us make man 𝐢𝐧 𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐞, 𝐢𝐧 𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬, and let them rule over the fish of the sea and the birds of the air, over the livestock, over all the earth, and over all the creatures that move along the ground."...
November 29, 2024 at 9:52 PM