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Holly dog
@holly.dog
· Aug 9
wouldn’t be a girl failure if I did everything right now would I?
Girl who fucks your face and then makes you… what ever the hell this is
January 26, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Girl who fucks your face and then makes you… what ever the hell this is
I just cannot be trusted around jiggle physics genitals
January 26, 2026 at 3:06 AM
I just cannot be trusted around jiggle physics genitals
What the fuck is even the point of transitioning
January 26, 2026 at 12:56 AM
What the fuck is even the point of transitioning
My racist chud ass gf hates herself because she isn’t white
January 25, 2026 at 9:13 PM
My racist chud ass gf hates herself because she isn’t white
I just saw a homeless guy walk down the center of an intersection to piss on a bench: I’ve never felt more gender envy
January 24, 2026 at 5:43 AM
I just saw a homeless guy walk down the center of an intersection to piss on a bench: I’ve never felt more gender envy
True love is holding the cast iron skillet while she viciously scraped the burnt cheese off in the fanciest restaurant you’ve ever been in
January 22, 2026 at 5:08 AM
True love is holding the cast iron skillet while she viciously scraped the burnt cheese off in the fanciest restaurant you’ve ever been in
I’m convinced everyone just needs to be held and told everything’s going to be ok
January 21, 2026 at 10:42 PM
I’m convinced everyone just needs to be held and told everything’s going to be ok
Girl who fucks your face and curls up in your lap afterward
January 20, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Girl who fucks your face and curls up in your lap afterward
Bitches be like “Awww look at my beer belly 😢 😭 ”
Like bitch that’s where you keep your organs
Like bitch that’s where you keep your organs
January 17, 2026 at 8:05 AM
Bitches be like “Awww look at my beer belly 😢 😭 ”
Like bitch that’s where you keep your organs
Like bitch that’s where you keep your organs
“I know women arnt real because if they were god would have made me one”
December 30, 2025 at 10:16 PM
“I know women arnt real because if they were god would have made me one”
Only taking one antacid is transmedicalism
December 7, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Only taking one antacid is transmedicalism
The real question is pads or tampons
December 7, 2025 at 5:20 AM
The real question is pads or tampons
The wruff thing about being poly is deciding which gf gets to kill me
December 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
The wruff thing about being poly is deciding which gf gets to kill me
Queer coded? Yeah she does! And she’s quite good at it too!
December 5, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Queer coded? Yeah she does! And she’s quite good at it too!
Awwww my owner/girlfriend/wife/pet is sick I guess I gotta lay on her all day
December 3, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Awwww my owner/girlfriend/wife/pet is sick I guess I gotta lay on her all day
Said this irl and got “you know a normal person would just say they really like fruit”
I’m such a fruit slut
December 2, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Said this irl and got “you know a normal person would just say they really like fruit”
IN WHAT FUCKING WORLD CAN *BLOOD TESTS* BE CASUALLY MARKED DOWN 25 PERCENT?!?!
November 30, 2025 at 1:48 AM
IN WHAT FUCKING WORLD CAN *BLOOD TESTS* BE CASUALLY MARKED DOWN 25 PERCENT?!?!
I hate my dick but id hate it more if it was inoperable so im out to shoot ropes until I get it replaced #futamaxing
November 26, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I hate my dick but id hate it more if it was inoperable so im out to shoot ropes until I get it replaced #futamaxing
Never understood the need for safe words until I misheard “I’m not ready” as “I’m knot ready”
November 26, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Never understood the need for safe words until I misheard “I’m not ready” as “I’m knot ready”