Shoutout to the United Airlines crew who held the door for me for a few minutes because they knew my delayed 1st flight had landed. I was sure I’d be stuck in DC overnight. And shoutout to AAA for making a frustrating, complicated car renewal so fast & easy once I remembered to go there. #goodnews

Socially anxious people do not like hidden guest lists 🤗 #anxiety #holidays

I’m in a gown waiting to meet my new gynecologist and just started sobbing. Trying to unpack all of the whys.

My pharmacist is very mean & told me the flu shot would hurt more than the Covid shot so I got C on my dominant side & she’s a big liar—C shot hurts WAY more. Yes, I could’ve gotten them both on my non-dominant side, but I wanted to KNOW which one hurt more. I know it hurts that she is a lying liar.

The face of a dog who will creep around the kitchen island to quietly and discreetly nip the plumber.