Holmes The Polar Bear
@holmesthebear.bsky.social
51yr old male, 🇨🇦, gay, partnered, polar bear furry, doctor, nerd. Icon by @jaketbear.bsky.social
Thank you Teddy! It was East Side Marios, so the main course wasn't AYCE, but I ate enough all you can eat bread, soup and salad to last me until I wake up in the spring. 🐻❄️💤
December 4, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Thank you Teddy! It was East Side Marios, so the main course wasn't AYCE, but I ate enough all you can eat bread, soup and salad to last me until I wake up in the spring. 🐻❄️💤
Thank you very much!
December 4, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Thank you very much!
A (although both are awesome)
November 30, 2025 at 1:01 AM
A (although both are awesome)
BEAR
a polar bear with its mouth open and teeth showing
Alt: BEAR
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November 3, 2025 at 4:12 AM
BEAR
Thanks! Who needs air when you've got bearhugs?
November 2, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Thanks! Who needs air when you've got bearhugs?
As soon as I figure out how to send helium filled balloons in the mail, I'll send that fine bear his gifts.
November 2, 2025 at 11:54 PM
As soon as I figure out how to send helium filled balloons in the mail, I'll send that fine bear his gifts.
Hope you have a fun time! Also, that shirt is awesome, and I really like how the colours of all the towels folded behind you appear to be different shades of fur.
October 31, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Hope you have a fun time! Also, that shirt is awesome, and I really like how the colours of all the towels folded behind you appear to be different shades of fur.
Happy belated birthday Bear! 🎂
October 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Happy belated birthday Bear! 🎂
Well this doesn't seem fair. Where is the enormous bronze raccoon statue for Raccoon Park?
October 30, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Well this doesn't seem fair. Where is the enormous bronze raccoon statue for Raccoon Park?
Very handsome!
October 27, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Very handsome!
Damn.
That Major Events Timeline took a hard turn away from describing White House renovations. What an embarrassing display of partisan nincompoopery.
That Major Events Timeline took a hard turn away from describing White House renovations. What an embarrassing display of partisan nincompoopery.
October 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Damn.
That Major Events Timeline took a hard turn away from describing White House renovations. What an embarrassing display of partisan nincompoopery.
That Major Events Timeline took a hard turn away from describing White House renovations. What an embarrassing display of partisan nincompoopery.
*give big bear hugs to the Good Teddy*
October 5, 2025 at 4:34 PM
*give big bear hugs to the Good Teddy*
Yay, I made the list! 😁
There are lots of good folks on this list, I look forward to checking out some names I don't recognize. Thanks Teddy!
There are lots of good folks on this list, I look forward to checking out some names I don't recognize. Thanks Teddy!
a woman is smiling and holding a trophy and says `` you like me you really like me '' .
Alt: Sally Field is feeling very happy and accepted despite not making this list.
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October 5, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Yay, I made the list! 😁
There are lots of good folks on this list, I look forward to checking out some names I don't recognize. Thanks Teddy!
There are lots of good folks on this list, I look forward to checking out some names I don't recognize. Thanks Teddy!
That's unacceptable. How is a bear supposed to prepare for hibernation with only 5 feet worth of cookies?
October 4, 2025 at 11:28 AM
That's unacceptable. How is a bear supposed to prepare for hibernation with only 5 feet worth of cookies?
Thank you, but the common denominator here is that you were involved in all those hugs. Your hug whore skills can compensate for us polar bears with sloppier hug techniques.
October 4, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Thank you, but the common denominator here is that you were involved in all those hugs. Your hug whore skills can compensate for us polar bears with sloppier hug techniques.
All my favourite shows keep getting cancelled, but this abomination gets greenlit. 🤦
October 2, 2025 at 1:38 AM
All my favourite shows keep getting cancelled, but this abomination gets greenlit. 🤦
It's National Raccoon Appreciation Day, so we should be nice to TeeOh and not tell him that he's completely wrong. Let him enjoy this one day and we'll all resume calling this month #Octobear tomorrow.
October 2, 2025 at 1:14 AM
It's National Raccoon Appreciation Day, so we should be nice to TeeOh and not tell him that he's completely wrong. Let him enjoy this one day and we'll all resume calling this month #Octobear tomorrow.
You might want to reconsider. Refusing to rub a polar bear's belly just results in an angry polar bear. I don't wanna die and angry polar bear generally don't go well together.
September 28, 2025 at 12:58 AM
You might want to reconsider. Refusing to rub a polar bear's belly just results in an angry polar bear. I don't wanna die and angry polar bear generally don't go well together.
a) Dr. Trump
I've been racking my brain the past few days to figure out who I can trust to take away my Well Being, so thanks for this excellent suggestion. Now I just need to figure out how to deliver a VHS tape to the White House before the end of this week....
I've been racking my brain the past few days to figure out who I can trust to take away my Well Being, so thanks for this excellent suggestion. Now I just need to figure out how to deliver a VHS tape to the White House before the end of this week....
September 27, 2025 at 2:59 AM
a) Dr. Trump
I've been racking my brain the past few days to figure out who I can trust to take away my Well Being, so thanks for this excellent suggestion. Now I just need to figure out how to deliver a VHS tape to the White House before the end of this week....
I've been racking my brain the past few days to figure out who I can trust to take away my Well Being, so thanks for this excellent suggestion. Now I just need to figure out how to deliver a VHS tape to the White House before the end of this week....