Voting conservative in this general election is like going back for seconds before everyone’s had a chance to eat. Let everyone have a turn, you privileged clowns 🤡

We lived through a global pandemic. You’d think by now we’ve all learned how to cough properly

To all the Elon groupies and apologists out there saying how much the outcry is making them want a Tesla - you probably can’t afford one

Hear me out. To remedy the housing crisis in Toronto, homeowners who don’t shovel their walkway should have to give up their houses

I don’t mind a bit of snow bc I look fucking amazing in a parka

Liking every post that uses Luigi as a verb

Can we just settle this Blake Lively Justin Baldoni thing? I need to know if I can go back enjoying Age of Adaline

May your vape light guide your way to your mid-night pee

What’s my superpower?

Things are very civilized over here. Is someone going to break the ice or…