holymolytrolly.bsky.social
@holymolytrolly.bsky.social
Just here for a good time. I have a unique ability to make you laugh or cringe. I like me, so you don't have to.
Tradition dictates that we decorate for Christmas today. I'm the go-to tree fluffing guy.

I joked that I should be a professional tree fluffer, and wondered how much that might pay.

My 86 yr old grandmother asks Alexa "how much do fluffers make"?

Is then horrified by knowledge of porn fluffers.
November 29, 2024 at 9:17 PM
In honor of tomorrow being indigenous subjugation day, I plan to try contacting a pox (variety unimportant), and running through town tossing my soiled homemade reusable tissues at people. Maybe rubbing some on babies just for accuracy.
November 28, 2024 at 2:19 AM
What is this new place? It seems neat here. I think I shall like it.
November 26, 2024 at 5:47 PM