“johnny woke up this morning and sold his orchards, then went to the market to give away all his worldly possessions before blowing his fucking brains out. how many apples does johnny have? give up yet, idiot? he has one apple, because johnny is the apple of my eye, dummy 🙂” like fuck outta here

i appreciate how much attention this post is getting but who the fuck are you people and how did you find this lol

lately i’ve been thinking a lot about how simply being trans wouldn’t even be in my top 5 self-descriptors without the strains society puts on me for it. this hits big

cuteeee