“Gavin Newsom Gives Pam Bondi Devastating New Nickname”

“JB Pritzker Delivers Fiery Rebuttal To Kristi Noem On X”

“Schumer Gives It Right Back To GOP Senator During Afternoon Brunch Meeting”

We really need to analyze how HuffPost lionizes Democrats for doing nothing.

Like MySpace Tom only bad.

Broke: Pretending that Sam Hyde is a mass shooter.

Woke: Pretending that Nick Mullen is dead.

“We just want to showcase how absurd the Trump administration is.”

Yeah we know they are bro, why are you governing like them?

I don’t know what’s more troubling, the fact that the COO of BlueSky is a closet bigot or that she’s one of those people that follows all the bot accounts.

Basically just egging on cops trying to get them to arrest them on camera and file a lawsuit so they can build their YouTube cred.

20 years of uninterrupted Republican rule has allowed for new and exciting Florida Men to spawn from the ecosystem.

You know damn well why you’re feeling so hot right now.

“What do you want for Christmas, kids?”

“We want the Ninja Turtle that’s fucking sick of this farce called life.”

Finally!

Kinda wanna go there and have him sign a newspaper article showcasing Jair Bolsonaro’s guilty verdict.

Wait, what do you mean they called Transformers: Beast Wars “Beasties: Transformers” in Canada?!

Fresno Hulk Hogan

I’m imagining Aaron physically tackling Jay before she hit the ban hammer on June’s account and completely killed the website.

Oh cool, we’ve reached the “making fun of me is a slur” point of the owner of this website completely losing her shit. At least she’s not rich enough to get Pete Buttigieg into the White House.

Live OP reaction:

If we’re lucky he’ll drop dead on Election Day 2028 and we’ll skip Newsom entirely and straight to Disney Florida.

Can’t wait to see if Florida ends up getting owned by Disney or it Balkanizes around sports team loyalties with northern Florida being slowly overtaken by Braves fans.

Nothing says “I’ve got a good handle on things” quite like hovering between “change the subject” and “tell everyone to chill out”.

So we’re going to get four years of hard fascism under Trump, four years of soft fascism under Newsom and then every state just gets sold to a different corporation and all our addresses end up looking like a Nippon Professional Baseball team, is that pretty much the game plan for America now?

Kash Patel watching the ESPN 30 for 30 on Silvio Berlusconi at the White House when it gets to the “bunga bunga parties” and Trump says “Me and my buddy Jeff used to throw those at the island all the time!”

Jay tearing off her mask and it turns out she was Bari Weiss the whole time and we’re in the white people version of the ending of “Tales From the Hood”.

It was released in the US as Bugs’ Birthday Blowout. I guess this was used for localization because it started up with the Japanese title.