someone with this many tattoos should be on the SPF 50 train, but whatever
December 12, 2025 at 2:31 PM
someone with this many tattoos should be on the SPF 50 train, but whatever
that was my first thought!
December 12, 2025 at 2:27 PM
that was my first thought!
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The rest of the post makes admitting he’s a virgin in the second sentence unnecessary. This is the most never been laid anybody’s ever been
December 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
The rest of the post makes admitting he’s a virgin in the second sentence unnecessary. This is the most never been laid anybody’s ever been
that is so many words to just say he's never banged
December 11, 2025 at 3:54 PM
that is so many words to just say he's never banged
I just want to say that I haven't heard the words "Palisades Center" in 15 years and this gave me a flashback to buying CDs there as a teen
December 4, 2025 at 11:10 AM
I just want to say that I haven't heard the words "Palisades Center" in 15 years and this gave me a flashback to buying CDs there as a teen
what fucking time warp did you come out of?
November 23, 2025 at 6:49 PM
what fucking time warp did you come out of?