emma
@honeybody.bsky.social
i’m kind of just a person.
she/her | queer | trypophobic | los angeles
she/her | queer | trypophobic | los angeles
just wearing a dress that fits me for the first time since i was 15, nbd
February 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
just wearing a dress that fits me for the first time since i was 15, nbd
i saw someone in the bernie diner today
January 12, 2025 at 8:28 PM
i saw someone in the bernie diner today
why is persona 5 making me cry. was not prepared
December 14, 2024 at 7:14 PM
why is persona 5 making me cry. was not prepared
the biggest, reddest flag of a dating profile i’ve ever seen
April 9, 2024 at 6:30 AM
the biggest, reddest flag of a dating profile i’ve ever seen
uber driver is drinking a rockstar, the tablet on the headrest is blue screened, he’s currently on the phone with his doctor, and his air freshener says “assholes live forever”
March 26, 2024 at 9:14 PM
uber driver is drinking a rockstar, the tablet on the headrest is blue screened, he’s currently on the phone with his doctor, and his air freshener says “assholes live forever”
i know “girl dinner” has been passe for a while already, etc, etc.
💁🏻♀️
tonight’s girl dinner- a pb and cherry preserve sandwich and half a pound of strawberries
💁🏻♀️
tonight’s girl dinner- a pb and cherry preserve sandwich and half a pound of strawberries
February 10, 2024 at 3:37 AM
i know “girl dinner” has been passe for a while already, etc, etc.
💁🏻♀️
tonight’s girl dinner- a pb and cherry preserve sandwich and half a pound of strawberries
💁🏻♀️
tonight’s girl dinner- a pb and cherry preserve sandwich and half a pound of strawberries
todays girl *breakfast*: a joint and a bottle of green juice
February 1, 2024 at 4:20 PM
todays girl *breakfast*: a joint and a bottle of green juice
i think i’m entering an era where i’m gonna get really into antique varieties of seasonal fruit
January 21, 2024 at 7:05 PM
i think i’m entering an era where i’m gonna get really into antique varieties of seasonal fruit
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anyone can start a fight in a facebook comments section. it takes a real asshole (me) to pick fights on instagram for fun
January 14, 2024 at 8:51 PM
anyone can start a fight in a facebook comments section. it takes a real asshole (me) to pick fights on instagram for fun
thinking about Her (the repackaged target vibrator standing alone in the clearance section, “for vulva play”)
January 12, 2024 at 8:19 PM
thinking about Her (the repackaged target vibrator standing alone in the clearance section, “for vulva play”)
went from “oh, that’s from the 90s” to “wow, that was 30 years ago” to “wait, i’m from the 90s” to “fuck.”
January 7, 2024 at 12:04 AM
went from “oh, that’s from the 90s” to “wow, that was 30 years ago” to “wait, i’m from the 90s” to “fuck.”
this is also why i watch trek, i just can’t stand all that woke media
Definitely the funniest and most confusing thing I've seen today:
January 5, 2024 at 6:51 PM
this is also why i watch trek, i just can’t stand all that woke media
trying to maintain the perfect balance of caffeine and xanax today, wish me luck
January 5, 2024 at 6:48 PM
trying to maintain the perfect balance of caffeine and xanax today, wish me luck
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December 31, 2023 at 3:32 AM
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Yeah Wikipedia, *that's* what makes Mr. Spock immune to female charms.
December 29, 2023 at 11:32 PM
Yeah Wikipedia, *that's* what makes Mr. Spock immune to female charms.
no one told me the apps would be such a comedic goldmine
December 29, 2023 at 7:05 PM
no one told me the apps would be such a comedic goldmine
today’s look (not pictured) is slutty bible girl and i’m vibing with it
December 28, 2023 at 9:55 PM
today’s look (not pictured) is slutty bible girl and i’m vibing with it
i call this look “a stoner goes to 7/11 on a rainy day”
December 20, 2023 at 6:34 PM
i call this look “a stoner goes to 7/11 on a rainy day”
not to be mean but so many folks in eagle rock look like they would have told me five years ago that they were #childfree4life and are currently pushing their second born in a stroller
December 17, 2023 at 7:47 PM
not to be mean but so many folks in eagle rock look like they would have told me five years ago that they were #childfree4life and are currently pushing their second born in a stroller
just used my remote to try to lower the volume of my box fan 🙃
December 15, 2023 at 8:03 PM
just used my remote to try to lower the volume of my box fan 🙃
determined to finally finish this very silly quilt- it’s only taken me 7 years
December 15, 2023 at 1:14 AM
determined to finally finish this very silly quilt- it’s only taken me 7 years