Evil Sam
@honeyedbard.bsky.social
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Sam | 30+ | she/her | evil cat lady | lolita fashion 🎀 | draw, complain & videogame
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My cat gowrl

Honey Brightclaw ♡ bard/rdm main ♡ malboro/crystal ♡ seeker/hrothgar
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I need to make Ethan a Shepards pie now as an equal cultural exchange
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There's a fantastic viennese restaurant literally down the street but this is the best schnitzel ive had lol
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Ethan made chicken jäegerschnitzel for dinner 🥺
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If i can be evil sam the evil white mage
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Any 2018-2026 Tesla I see on the road are my immediate enemy

They usually drive like shit too
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TSwift is up there for me as well lmao
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How do I say "new tesla owners are right wing adjacent in my mind" without sounding insane
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We finished it. Holy shit that was one of the best things ive ever watched
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Is it possible to have too many plants
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Mean evil Luke who is incorrect
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I keep thinking about how Luke said I have a stinky tooth instead of a sweet tooth because I like pickles :(
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Teleports to wisconsin
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Me screaming the lord's prayer when the stigmata appeared
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HOLY SHIT THIS SERIES IS SO GOOD
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I got really high and Ethan has me watching midnight mass and its making me have anxiety about work idk why
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It's officially October 1st so that means you all have to repost Assorted cheese
hell.....yes
A package of assorted cheese with a cracker in a plastic container, from Westside Market, New York City on 77 Seventh Ave

The label reads:

Assorted cheese
hell.....yes

THE SKY IS DARK THE WIND IS COLD
THE NIGHT IS YOUNG BEFORE IT'S
OLD AND GREY. WE WILL KNOW THE
THRILL OF IT ALL--BRYAN FREEY

there is a barcode and it says 1 PCS

Packed on: & Sell by: OCT 01

Total price $5.99
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I also have these mother of pearl earrings from my mom but I very much live in the Midwest now and no longer like 10 mins from the Atlantic Ocean haha
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I have a monogrammed mother of pearl shell pendant from my grandparents thats over 20 years old. Trying to figure out a way to modernize it so I can wear it instead of just sitting in my jewlery box 🤔
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I offer you my condolences and my cat looking particularly comfortable