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HoneyWiz @honeywiz.bsky.social · 1d

The large majority of people really only buy shootbang game+a sport every year.

HoneyWiz @honeywiz.bsky.social · 1d

Well yeah because what little money they do have was already spent on dick pills that Joe Rogan advertised.

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HoneyWiz @honeywiz.bsky.social · 2d

Its ok, they won't last long once anyone links all the unapproved art they're using in their books, because the art credits are listed in the back as.....ahem, from fandom wikis.

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HoneyWiz @honeywiz.bsky.social · 2d

The live news broadcasts arent very comforting either:

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HoneyWiz @honeywiz.bsky.social · 3d

Treating "their friends saw you being a jerk and they don't want any part of it" like its a conspiracy.

HoneyWiz @honeywiz.bsky.social · 4d

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HoneyWiz @honeywiz.bsky.social · 5d

Your first mistake was posting on a forum.

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HoneyWiz @honeywiz.bsky.social · 6d

Yeah, they spent most of the year claiming their packages were tariff free, which had me glaring at them like

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HoneyWiz @honeywiz.bsky.social · 6d

If I can give them 1 tiny bit of credit, the prepaid tariff surcharges on their website all have a tiny trump pointing up with an "I did that" caption, but its still a leopard eating faces moment.

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HoneyWiz @honeywiz.bsky.social · 6d

I didn't like Legends arceus, so this is a hard pass for me.

HoneyWiz @honeywiz.bsky.social · 6d

I deleted my discover tab and signed up for the ceramics and cooking lists. So now instead of assholes screaming I see delicious meals and freshly kilned mugs with frogs on them.

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HoneyWiz @honeywiz.bsky.social · 6d

Worth noting, if you try to buy something on play asia, the tariff fee is significantly lower than what the actual tariffs are on china. So either Playasia bought counterfeit postage in bulk or they're lying about item values on their forms.

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HoneyWiz @honeywiz.bsky.social · 7d

They've said as much in 2024 that they believe the fed's creation as a quasi-private business means it has special protectiond from meddling.

But the reality is that if he fucks with it the US dollar implodes and their billionaire handlers don't want that.

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HoneyWiz @honeywiz.bsky.social · 8d

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HoneyWiz @honeywiz.bsky.social · 8d

My nonexistent accent suddenly manifests whenever I speak japanese, so I get it.

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HoneyWiz @honeywiz.bsky.social · 8d

*Me staying up until 2am to finish ragebound after the family goes to sleep*:

"Whaaaa who would do that, thats crazy."

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HoneyWiz @honeywiz.bsky.social · 9d

How ironic.

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HoneyWiz @honeywiz.bsky.social · 11d

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HoneyWiz @honeywiz.bsky.social · 11d

I mean, looking at everything around us, FE's writing isn't exactly unrealistic either.

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HoneyWiz @honeywiz.bsky.social · 12d

In light of the EA games possible acquisition news, it feels like its time to update the meme:

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HoneyWiz @honeywiz.bsky.social · 12d

#24- Ninja Gaiden: Ragebound (Switch)

100%ed normal mode (all stages, skull, scarabs). While I have a ton of minor nitpicks with it, this was a great game I sunk a lot of time into. If you expect it to play like the 8 bit Ninja gaidens you'll be disappointed, but its doing its own ikarugaish thing.

HoneyWiz @honeywiz.bsky.social · 13d

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HoneyWiz @honeywiz.bsky.social · 13d

The original version's humor was never exactly classy either. Rude and crude is very much the spirit if not the letter.

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HoneyWiz @honeywiz.bsky.social · 13d

Even the pup dragon has neon pink/purple wings, so the decision to make it look like a featherless chicken covered in shit is....interesting.

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HoneyWiz @honeywiz.bsky.social · 14d

Did they know by looking at his foreskin?

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