Cayla
@honiebeez.bsky.social
28 / procrastinating writer / astrophysics enthusiast / even bigger wife enthusiast / Buddhism / mdni
If you’re a transphobe teaching that shit to your kids I hope they drop you off at a nursing home once you’re old and never look back
January 10, 2026 at 9:43 PM
If you’re a transphobe teaching that shit to your kids I hope they drop you off at a nursing home once you’re old and never look back
“Aquarius this is gonna be your year!” Oh yeah buddy? Well I just got so stressed out (in a funny way tho) that I got the hiccups and then almost barfed because of them so WHEN DOES IT START?
January 10, 2026 at 3:28 AM
“Aquarius this is gonna be your year!” Oh yeah buddy? Well I just got so stressed out (in a funny way tho) that I got the hiccups and then almost barfed because of them so WHEN DOES IT START?
Reposted by Cayla
you’ll never convince me that he didn’t clock her as queer when she was in the car with her wife or that her queerness didn’t factor into her being “disposable” to him
When Renee Good said "I'm not mad at you" what the ICE goon heard was "I'm not scared of you."
That's what enraged him. The populace wasn't fully terrorized and cowed into submission yet, so he acted to make that happen.
That's what enraged him. The populace wasn't fully terrorized and cowed into submission yet, so he acted to make that happen.
January 9, 2026 at 11:21 PM
you’ll never convince me that he didn’t clock her as queer when she was in the car with her wife or that her queerness didn’t factor into her being “disposable” to him
Reposted by Cayla
Used to be so ready to be an adult so I could really be myself only to become one and realize I never have the time or ability to actually do it now
January 9, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Used to be so ready to be an adult so I could really be myself only to become one and realize I never have the time or ability to actually do it now
Did they really have to make NyQuil severe taste like that why does it feel like I just drank listerine
January 8, 2026 at 6:13 AM
Did they really have to make NyQuil severe taste like that why does it feel like I just drank listerine
Guys stop buying all the cherry bomb Alanis (so I can do it instead🫶🏻)
January 7, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Guys stop buying all the cherry bomb Alanis (so I can do it instead🫶🏻)
@ransia.scares.men got hello kitty island adventure for our daughter but I’m honestly frothing at the mouth level of excited to make a character and play it too
January 5, 2026 at 4:27 PM
@ransia.scares.men got hello kitty island adventure for our daughter but I’m honestly frothing at the mouth level of excited to make a character and play it too
Reposted by Cayla
the dog in me is yearning to be euthanized
January 3, 2026 at 10:19 PM
the dog in me is yearning to be euthanized
And tonight we thank color theory for gifting me the best “accidental” hair color ever🫶🏻
January 3, 2026 at 3:02 AM
And tonight we thank color theory for gifting me the best “accidental” hair color ever🫶🏻
Romantasy has such great potential but generally very poor execution😭
January 2, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Romantasy has such great potential but generally very poor execution😭
Happy new year! If you need to do laundry or cleaning today it’s okay to do it. Superstitions have no factual evidence behind them and nothing bad is going to happen to you. Put in the work for your good fortunes this year and you’ll be fine.🫶🏻
January 1, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Happy new year! If you need to do laundry or cleaning today it’s okay to do it. Superstitions have no factual evidence behind them and nothing bad is going to happen to you. Put in the work for your good fortunes this year and you’ll be fine.🫶🏻
Forever thankful for my bestie making the bad days a lil better😭🫶🏻
January 1, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Forever thankful for my bestie making the bad days a lil better😭🫶🏻
First thing on my to-do list in 2026 is getting a throat tattoo (Ironically this is me being stable)
December 31, 2025 at 6:27 PM
First thing on my to-do list in 2026 is getting a throat tattoo (Ironically this is me being stable)
why is sleeping so hard
December 31, 2025 at 8:09 AM
why is sleeping so hard
everyone in my house is asleep and I’m up making savory pancakes and watching LotR
December 31, 2025 at 8:08 AM
everyone in my house is asleep and I’m up making savory pancakes and watching LotR
We’re not taking toxic diet culture into 2026. You can have health goals without making yourself suffer so intensely.🫶🏻
December 31, 2025 at 3:51 AM
We’re not taking toxic diet culture into 2026. You can have health goals without making yourself suffer so intensely.🫶🏻
Bestie just told me brokencyde is touring near her next year so we gotta go. Is next year the year I return to my scene queen origins is this a sign
December 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Bestie just told me brokencyde is touring near her next year so we gotta go. Is next year the year I return to my scene queen origins is this a sign
And to the man who gave me the flu because he wanted to go shopping…FUCK YOU
December 28, 2025 at 2:52 PM
And to the man who gave me the flu because he wanted to go shopping…FUCK YOU
I just want some NyQuil dude why are some people saying it’s gluten free and other people are swearing it glutened them UGHHH
December 28, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I just want some NyQuil dude why are some people saying it’s gluten free and other people are swearing it glutened them UGHHH
Why does searching for gluten free cold/flu products feel like I’m playing bowser roulette
December 28, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Why does searching for gluten free cold/flu products feel like I’m playing bowser roulette
Can’t fuck with women who are like “I’m no better than a man!” And proceed to prove it. Then go join them on a deserted island and spare the rest of us, the fuck??
December 27, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Can’t fuck with women who are like “I’m no better than a man!” And proceed to prove it. Then go join them on a deserted island and spare the rest of us, the fuck??
Because someone came through my line at work a couple days ago and said they just had the flu the day before like why the fuck are you here bro
December 27, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Because someone came through my line at work a couple days ago and said they just had the flu the day before like why the fuck are you here bro
Please don’t go shopping if you know you’re sick because why do I get horribly sick every time someone mildly sniffles around me at work
December 27, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Please don’t go shopping if you know you’re sick because why do I get horribly sick every time someone mildly sniffles around me at work
Begging the universe for a fucking break but it just points at my birth chart and laughs
December 26, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Begging the universe for a fucking break but it just points at my birth chart and laughs