I keep telling my friends going out for a nice meal is unsustainable. At most five people like it.
January 20, 2026 at 5:03 AM
I keep telling my friends going out for a nice meal is unsustainable. At most five people like it.
It's real dark but an increase in preventable childhood diseases and their long term impact on development will probably create numbers that these maniacs can paint as a decrease in autism diagnosis' in children. Better their kid is dead than autistic has always been their message.
January 6, 2026 at 5:23 AM
It's real dark but an increase in preventable childhood diseases and their long term impact on development will probably create numbers that these maniacs can paint as a decrease in autism diagnosis' in children. Better their kid is dead than autistic has always been their message.
I suspect they'll put a lot of work into ignoring the polio part while claiming they slowed down the 'skyrocketing' increases in autism diagnosis' that would actually be way worse if they hadn't done all this.
January 6, 2026 at 5:21 AM
I suspect they'll put a lot of work into ignoring the polio part while claiming they slowed down the 'skyrocketing' increases in autism diagnosis' that would actually be way worse if they hadn't done all this.
I think a big chunk of it is that they've stacked the place with inexperienced fringe outsiders. They don't understand US diplomacy is fucking everyone so hard they're forced to smile. They just see the smiles and think 'they're taking advantage of how kind/weak we've become, time to get tough'.
January 6, 2026 at 4:33 AM
I think a big chunk of it is that they've stacked the place with inexperienced fringe outsiders. They don't understand US diplomacy is fucking everyone so hard they're forced to smile. They just see the smiles and think 'they're taking advantage of how kind/weak we've become, time to get tough'.
Someone yelled money in front of tech and caused a stampede. Really should be a law against that.
January 3, 2026 at 8:14 AM
Someone yelled money in front of tech and caused a stampede. Really should be a law against that.
When you're desperately scrambling to get in on the ground floor there's no time to think about that stuff. You've got to secure those investments and pull ahead of everyone before that elevator that doesn't work leaves without you.
January 3, 2026 at 8:09 AM
When you're desperately scrambling to get in on the ground floor there's no time to think about that stuff. You've got to secure those investments and pull ahead of everyone before that elevator that doesn't work leaves without you.
I'm playing Goldeneye and Perfect Dark and let me tell you, they are a joy to move in because of the inertia. All the clumsy, dated and busted stuff is forgiven by how good it feels to move fast on 00/Perfect mode.
January 3, 2026 at 12:03 AM
I'm playing Goldeneye and Perfect Dark and let me tell you, they are a joy to move in because of the inertia. All the clumsy, dated and busted stuff is forgiven by how good it feels to move fast on 00/Perfect mode.
It's amazing how many gen-x people are like 'they think all the kids have [this], if they had of met me at ten they would have said I was too, but I grew out of it and my kid will too,' and then they'll tell you the last time they were truly happy was when they were ten.
January 2, 2026 at 3:22 AM
It's amazing how many gen-x people are like 'they think all the kids have [this], if they had of met me at ten they would have said I was too, but I grew out of it and my kid will too,' and then they'll tell you the last time they were truly happy was when they were ten.
It feels like at least half of the family movies from that era ended with the dad looking directly into the camera and saying 'I now realise corporate greed is a cancer upon our way of life and the only way to reclaim my happiness is to reject it and embrace the unconditional love of my family'.
December 30, 2025 at 9:39 AM
It feels like at least half of the family movies from that era ended with the dad looking directly into the camera and saying 'I now realise corporate greed is a cancer upon our way of life and the only way to reclaim my happiness is to reject it and embrace the unconditional love of my family'.
But you'll learn the error of your ways by the end. Either that or your life will be destroyed.
December 24, 2025 at 9:44 AM
But you'll learn the error of your ways by the end. Either that or your life will be destroyed.
Yeah as baffling as most of their decisions are Microsoft nailed suspending and resuming a long time ago. I keep losing progress on other platforms because I'm so used to being able to jump back and forth between games without any manual saving.
December 20, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Yeah as baffling as most of their decisions are Microsoft nailed suspending and resuming a long time ago. I keep losing progress on other platforms because I'm so used to being able to jump back and forth between games without any manual saving.
My older step sister started teaching when I was in high school but I never really thought about how weird it was that she was teaching people my age because she was still living like a uni student. It still doesn't quite register that I was partying with people the same age as a lot of my teachers.
December 19, 2025 at 8:15 AM
My older step sister started teaching when I was in high school but I never really thought about how weird it was that she was teaching people my age because she was still living like a uni student. It still doesn't quite register that I was partying with people the same age as a lot of my teachers.
That's the best part, you can modify your dead grandparent. Maybe cut the racism. Make them nicer. Wiser. De-age them. Add some rocking tits. Dead grandad can be anything with the power of AI!
December 11, 2025 at 9:10 PM
That's the best part, you can modify your dead grandparent. Maybe cut the racism. Make them nicer. Wiser. De-age them. Add some rocking tits. Dead grandad can be anything with the power of AI!
Is upgrading to a Lascannon worth the extra points? Why of course, I should have realised I can just take whatever I like and have fun. How stupid of me to ask.
December 11, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Is upgrading to a Lascannon worth the extra points? Why of course, I should have realised I can just take whatever I like and have fun. How stupid of me to ask.
I get similar results with gaming stuff. There's always someone waiting to jump in and point out that games are for fun like it's some deep revelation. I'm sure the OP was relieved to find out that the answer to the question was to not give a fuck.
December 11, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I get similar results with gaming stuff. There's always someone waiting to jump in and point out that games are for fun like it's some deep revelation. I'm sure the OP was relieved to find out that the answer to the question was to not give a fuck.
Even English to English doesn't translate directly. Mad Max's kid is called Sprog. A literal translation would change that to Cum which makes Max and his wife seem like psychos. It doesn't convey that in Australia back then it was a common low class but affectionate way to reference your baby.
December 1, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Even English to English doesn't translate directly. Mad Max's kid is called Sprog. A literal translation would change that to Cum which makes Max and his wife seem like psychos. It doesn't convey that in Australia back then it was a common low class but affectionate way to reference your baby.
I'll jump through hoops to get money to the people actually responsible but life is too short to waste on shit that only benefits the worst types of middlemen.
November 27, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I'll jump through hoops to get money to the people actually responsible but life is too short to waste on shit that only benefits the worst types of middlemen.
Maybe it's just a personal thing but I'll make an exception when the vendor is obnoxious. If I have to make an account for a one off transaction, get pressured to hand over details for spam/data collection purposes, or get pitched some variation on insurance/extended warranty I'm not buying.
November 27, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Maybe it's just a personal thing but I'll make an exception when the vendor is obnoxious. If I have to make an account for a one off transaction, get pressured to hand over details for spam/data collection purposes, or get pitched some variation on insurance/extended warranty I'm not buying.
I assume the void will collapse in on itself as a thousand well funded unelectable morons sabotage each other over who gets to be the next Trump, but I'm still a little worried because last time Republicans had nothing to work with we got MAGA.
November 22, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I assume the void will collapse in on itself as a thousand well funded unelectable morons sabotage each other over who gets to be the next Trump, but I'm still a little worried because last time Republicans had nothing to work with we got MAGA.
Yeah but it's important to remember he didn't get there on charisma. Everything Trump did pre-MAGA proves he was uncharismatic. He spent a fortune over decades trying to be a celebrity millionaire and his one success was getting given 'you're fired' as a catchphrase.
November 22, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Yeah but it's important to remember he didn't get there on charisma. Everything Trump did pre-MAGA proves he was uncharismatic. He spent a fortune over decades trying to be a celebrity millionaire and his one success was getting given 'you're fired' as a catchphrase.
Essentially it's Richard Ayoade as Dean interviewing Matt Holness as a new character each episode. It doesn't sound like anything special but Ayoade is fantastic at sleaze and Holness' range and the specifics he works in are great.
October 27, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Essentially it's Richard Ayoade as Dean interviewing Matt Holness as a new character each episode. It doesn't sound like anything special but Ayoade is fantastic at sleaze and Holness' range and the specifics he works in are great.
I feel like I'm always bringing it up but a lot of people don't realise they followed this up with Man to Man with Dean Learner, a late night talk show hosted by Dean from Darkplace.
It's not exactly Darkplace but it's worth it for Randolph Caer's Bitch Killer.
It's not exactly Darkplace but it's worth it for Randolph Caer's Bitch Killer.
October 27, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I feel like I'm always bringing it up but a lot of people don't realise they followed this up with Man to Man with Dean Learner, a late night talk show hosted by Dean from Darkplace.
It's not exactly Darkplace but it's worth it for Randolph Caer's Bitch Killer.
It's not exactly Darkplace but it's worth it for Randolph Caer's Bitch Killer.
I'd say they're playing the long game but not in a way where they see the ripple effect caused by their actions. As this unfolds they will take advantage of it in a way that makes it seem like they masterminded it, when really they did something and when the consequences hit they saw an opportunity.
October 27, 2025 at 10:23 AM
I'd say they're playing the long game but not in a way where they see the ripple effect caused by their actions. As this unfolds they will take advantage of it in a way that makes it seem like they masterminded it, when really they did something and when the consequences hit they saw an opportunity.
They say a good movie monster needs to keep some mystery to it but the werewolf doesn't care about any of that. Sucks to be one. Sucks to be attacked by one. Seeing it only confirms it's bad news for everybody involved.
October 27, 2025 at 9:13 AM
They say a good movie monster needs to keep some mystery to it but the werewolf doesn't care about any of that. Sucks to be one. Sucks to be attacked by one. Seeing it only confirms it's bad news for everybody involved.