I just realized this must be Opposite Day. That way this bogus speech makes total sense.

Isn’t it time that we seriously figure out what Putin has over Trump? Perhaps it isn’t just Don’s desire to be a tough guy but instead blackmail or some other clear/unclear way Putin owns him. Cuz he’s looking treasonous to me.

As of today, a new term has entered our language. A “rubio” is a spineless lump of nothing. Example: Don’t be such a rubio.