Granted!

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Gotta assume it would be either very short or in 300-pt. font

I took my kid to the dead playground in the dead mall the other day for some pre-Halloween vibes.

Tbh, don’t hate it. It’s zany!

I will never forget this podcast I listened to about the MLK assassination: they had initially built in ad breaks, but then a nonprofit sponsored the whole thing, so all the ads ending up being plugs for, like, taking a nice walk in the forest.

This is literally as metal as I’ve ever been

Perfection. Thank you ♥️

She was the best and it is the worst.

My very old dog just died today, and I could sure use some poetry that isn’t treacley rainbow bridge stuff. Thanks!