Hoojibb
@hoojibb.bsky.social
(she/her) Desert-dwelling crafter. I have wares if you have coin.
First miniature in a year. I can’t wait to kill my friends with him! 😈😃
December 27, 2025 at 2:27 AM
First miniature in a year. I can’t wait to kill my friends with him! 😈😃
My sister gives the best gifts
December 25, 2025 at 6:46 PM
My sister gives the best gifts
One of my friends is driving over an hour to hang out with me tonight so I painted him a little miniature of his dog for Christmas.
December 24, 2025 at 4:35 PM
One of my friends is driving over an hour to hang out with me tonight so I painted him a little miniature of his dog for Christmas.
Forgot to post a picture of this lovely cocktail. I made cranberry old fashioneds for the party last weekend.
December 18, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Forgot to post a picture of this lovely cocktail. I made cranberry old fashioneds for the party last weekend.
Managed to unsloth myself out of pajamas at 4:30 PM to go on a date that ended up getting canceled literally the minute I finished putting on my makeup and I don’t want the effort to go to waste because I look pretty, so here’s a selfie. 😂
December 15, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Managed to unsloth myself out of pajamas at 4:30 PM to go on a date that ended up getting canceled literally the minute I finished putting on my makeup and I don’t want the effort to go to waste because I look pretty, so here’s a selfie. 😂
My neighbor thrifted this adorable little ornament for me as a Christmas present. 😊
December 11, 2025 at 11:24 PM
My neighbor thrifted this adorable little ornament for me as a Christmas present. 😊
I ordered some liquid eyeshadow two weeks ago that just got here and it’s so pretty!
December 10, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I ordered some liquid eyeshadow two weeks ago that just got here and it’s so pretty!
Back in the olden days of the mid 2000s I was part of a social group called the Phoenix Association for the Advancement of Drunk People. Chanel found the logo that she created and I have to share it because it makes me lol. 🍺🐦🔥
December 10, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Back in the olden days of the mid 2000s I was part of a social group called the Phoenix Association for the Advancement of Drunk People. Chanel found the logo that she created and I have to share it because it makes me lol. 🍺🐦🔥
My friend came over and brought like a whole suitcase of makeup to play with
December 7, 2025 at 2:31 PM
My friend came over and brought like a whole suitcase of makeup to play with
Christmas wreath candle holder #2
December 4, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Christmas wreath candle holder #2
This dude sent me a message about Star Trek and I nearly answered him until I looked at his profile. Just go fuck yourself entirely, you bitter dickweed.
December 1, 2025 at 1:56 AM
This dude sent me a message about Star Trek and I nearly answered him until I looked at his profile. Just go fuck yourself entirely, you bitter dickweed.
Chelsea vs. Arsenal. This is gonna be good.
November 30, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Chelsea vs. Arsenal. This is gonna be good.
Last night a 20-year-old trans Twink told me “I love you, Champagne. You are a fucking queen.” and I have never been more flattered.
November 29, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Last night a 20-year-old trans Twink told me “I love you, Champagne. You are a fucking queen.” and I have never been more flattered.
It’s beginning to look a lot like Craftsmas
November 27, 2025 at 12:32 PM
It’s beginning to look a lot like Craftsmas
Practicing swooshes and teardrops for a Christmas candle holder.
November 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Practicing swooshes and teardrops for a Christmas candle holder.
Make it happy. Make it snappy. Make it gay.
November 24, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Make it happy. Make it snappy. Make it gay.
November 24, 2025 at 1:11 AM
My first front yard Christmas decorations ❄️🌵🩵
November 24, 2025 at 12:58 AM
My first front yard Christmas decorations ❄️🌵🩵
A year ago my mom had never watched a soccer game before. Now she can name every team in the Premier league. I’m so proud.
November 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
A year ago my mom had never watched a soccer game before. Now she can name every team in the Premier league. I’m so proud.
Who has a holiday party in November, at the office, on a Tuesday night? My company, apparently. I do clean up a’ight though.
November 21, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Who has a holiday party in November, at the office, on a Tuesday night? My company, apparently. I do clean up a’ight though.
I’m really proud of this one. It’s peacock inspired. I would buy this.
November 20, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I’m really proud of this one. It’s peacock inspired. I would buy this.
Say hello to my fluffy houseguest.
November 20, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Say hello to my fluffy houseguest.