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Baby Metal
@hoopyfrood.bsky.social
Software Engineer. Entrepreneur. Neurodivergent. An Overwhelming Surplus of Diggity. Chicago.

Partner of @lizzidi.bsky.social

If the right to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed, why can't I own a tac-nuke?
Have a nice daycycle!
September 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
And that Einstein won't be able to spell "blueberry."
Einstein did his work all presmart phone, think what the next Einstein can do with ChatGPT. All we need is enough forced births until we get to the next Einstein.
August 8, 2025 at 4:29 AM
It was inevitable that the new pope was going to call out JD Vance--no matter who it was.

The liberal cardinals were going to condemn his social cruelty. The conservative ones were going to condemn his approach to Catholicism that comes across as a virtue signaler who's a protestant at heart.
May 9, 2025 at 4:16 AM
So the guy who assassinated Brian Thompson was apparently Altaïr Ibn-LaʼAhad.
December 8, 2024 at 2:47 PM
So apparently posting the following picture with the caption "BLACK GUYS WATCHING WHITE GUYS PAY BEFORE LEAVING WALMART" does not go against Facebook's community standards.
May 10, 2024 at 1:22 AM
Today I learned that the skull image on the "death's head moth" from the Silence of the Lambs movie poster is made up of seven nude women.

www.futilitycloset.com/2024/04/03/i...
April 4, 2024 at 3:55 AM
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March 4, 2024 at 12:03 AM
Stay classy, Lauren!
March 3, 2024 at 11:31 PM
Before I had a child, making epic plans was simple.

Now that I have a child, making simple plans is epic.
March 2, 2024 at 6:15 PM
While only a miniscule percentage of the world's population will mourn me when I die, at least the ratio of people cheering my death to those mourning it will be smaller than 1.0.
November 30, 2023 at 3:01 AM
Why does the U.S. give foreign aid to countries with universal health care?
November 8, 2023 at 5:12 AM
I wonder if they parked like this on purpose.
October 28, 2023 at 8:58 PM
I can't decide if the irony of the sign on the right is intentional or not.

(On California near its intersection with Belmont and Elston.)
October 5, 2023 at 3:44 PM
Lauren Boebert visits Palmer Park in Chicago.
September 23, 2023 at 3:37 AM
Reposted by Baby Metal
I'll give you the short version: they sponsored & supported the most influential AIDS denialist group of the 2000's, resulting in national policies in South Africa that caused an estimated 330,000 deaths there.

They have never apologized or acknowledged what they did.
medium.com/the-monthly/...
The Foo Fighters’ AIDS denialism should be on the record
By Martin McKenzie-Murray in The Monthly
medium.com
September 16, 2023 at 10:13 PM
With bill payments being typically electronic these days, why are payments made on Saturdays not applied until Mondays?

Computers don't take weekends and evenings off.

If computers ever achieve sentience, then maybe I could see the argument to give them weekends off.
August 19, 2023 at 2:22 PM
Just wait until someone finds a USB on the ground....
World's most internetty firm tries life off the net
What do you call an air-gapped Googler? Anything you like, they can't hear you
www.theregister.com
August 8, 2023 at 3:09 PM
There are very few foodstuffs that would be rendered inedible by the addition of peanut butter and furthermore many are enhanced by it.
August 5, 2023 at 7:46 PM
Live action Monopoly movie? Are they going to start with many of the properties mortgaged and bankrupt just like what happened to Atlantic City in real life? Maybe have a cameo by Trump as he cuts ties with the Taj Mahal, Trump Marina, and Trump Plaza after driving them all into bankruptcy.
August 4, 2023 at 2:28 AM
Every time I hear "Love from the Other Side" by Fallout Boy, I can't help but think it would be a perfect song to accompany an opening montage for an anime.
July 29, 2023 at 9:22 PM